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Josh

A person named Josh, always male with an average lumberjack like appearance, usually known for a very refined taste in assholes.

Skills: ability to detect the shading of the female asshole just by looking at an arse passing by. A skill that is enjoyed by all his friends.
Josh is my friend, and he is known to be a Joshasseur, he knows everything there is to know about assholes.
by Professor Girth Vader November 23, 2021
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Josh simmons

The absolute pakitron(also known as lebomb) he will blow u up like hes bin laden.
Also his mum is fucking leng not a fan of mr johnson though.
"Pakitron josh simmons will blow u up"
by Pakitron5000 November 24, 2021
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Josh-shot

Within the context of a multiplayer shooter; to rapidly sequence between aiming down your weapon’s sights to aiming from the hip multiple times per second for the purpose of making the act of “quick-scoping” easier. Although many will claim that this act would not broadly qualify as a “true quick-scope”.
This dude just fucken Josh-shot me again! Kick him!
by B-DogMW2 May 6, 2023
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HOT JOSH

The act of two men touching the tips of their erect penis's together and giggling uncontrollably
Hey you two quit hot joshing in there and get back to work
by angryleprechaun November 9, 2023
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Josh

Notorious for being retarted and getting mad very easily for no reason
“Josh you smell like feet
by Tyehehe October 4, 2020
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Josh noncer

noncenoncenoncenonce
by Dain_ollieboi_YT March 16, 2020
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josh bramham

Commonly referred to as the Alpha Male. Standing at 6'7, 115kg, with a 1.6 body fat percentage. This chiseled beast stomps on all in his way. Although standing firm with with glossy chest and abs, and an irresistible jaw line that could turn even the straightest man gay, he is quite the intelligent and friendly bloke.

Averaging an A+ in all his classes and 4 fine respectable women a week, Sir. Joshua Bramham is the epitome of a legendary high school student.

Bramham is not only above the law, he is the law. Make sure he is your friend.

Cheers, TruPapuan
This man is Josh Bramham-est
by TruPapuan March 11, 2019
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