Jake

A guy that lost his virginity to a palm tree

Did you see that weirdo on the news fucking a palm tree?

Yeah he must be a jake

by Austic_muhummed July 20, 2019

Jake Paul

A dark sexual move used by superior beings were you stick your head in the anal cavity and pull it out really fast

Chad: yo bro I just Jake Pauled my girl last night
Donny: ooh bro is she stretched

Chad: of course

by TheOnlyLogangPaulerLeft January 18, 2020

Jake

Short

Did you see how short Jake is? Looks like an Oompa Loompa that one

by Edgelord69420 January 18, 2022

Jake

The weirdest but coolest person you've probably met.

1: Oh hey look it's a Jake!
2: Oh cool.

by mcfuckmeintheass October 11, 2019

Jake Break

A "Jake Break" is the act of saying you are ill because you are undergoing a sex change and don't want everyone to find out.

I haven't seen jake in ages is he ill ?

No he is on a jake break ?!
OMG how can he be a she with than beard !

by SJP1992 January 24, 2018

Jake Debord

The sexiest, smartest, tallest, strongest, longest, gayest piece of shit you'll ever meet. He usually is found in smaller towns, but he has seen the larger towns. So you'll know him.

Damn, that Jake Debord kid is the coolest cat on the block.

by pappyflappy123 June 2, 2017

Jake Mathieson

Jake a sexually puny being, his mums clitoris sticks out more than his own dick, not many people associate with jakes as they are the most disgusting things that ever will walk the earth. Jakes should kys at the age of five and if they ever get in a realstionship it will end in pity sex jakes are not an ideal friend but I you get stuck with one just insult every single day

Omg that bitch has the dick of a jake Mathiesoson

How did you end up with a jake Mathieson

by Aid donkey guy March 10, 2019