On May 11 is national kiss a Short Person day, on this day you can kiss who you want and get away with it.
Good thing it's National Kiss a Short Person Day
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meatball person

Yea, my neighbor is a meatball person. He keeps me up all night when he beats his wife
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It’s when you can’t prevent yourself from jacking your pretentious self off metaphorically with unwitty lacklustre interjections and outrageously poor ironic claims.
“Aww man fuck Adam Savage from Killyleagh he’s so masturbatory; I bet he has a full diagnosis of masturbatory personality disorder.”
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personalized reality

A design and constructed reality which filters out negative media messages, negative people, and applies the Ten Commandments, the Golden Rule, and other Christian principles. It is more efficient, more honest, and respects and considers the individuals far more than the mainstream reality does.
I am living in a "personalized reality" which filters out negative media messages, negative people, bad habits, poisonous food, and applies most of the Christian principles, starting with the Ten Commandments and the Golden Rule to create a more efficient, more honest reality which respects people more.
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personalized reality

A design and constructed reality which filters out negative media messages, negative people, and applies the Ten Commandments, the Golden Rule, and other Christian principles. It is more efficient, more honest, and respects and considers the individuals far more than the mainstream reality does.
Though no one anywhere is free to do everything they want, in the United States we enjoy the most freedom anyone has ever enjoyed. I take advantage of my freedom by doing all I can to feel the most pleasure and the least pain. Seeing mainstream reality's flaws, I also imagined and visualized myself and others living in a better reality, a "personalized reality" and filtered out all the negative messages the media disseminates. I filtered out negative people (including some family members). I stopped practicing negative, counterproductive habits, and apply most of the Christian principles, starting with the Ten Commandments and the Golden Rule to create a more efficient, more honest reality which is more respectful and more considerate of myself and others.
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Its when a person can't cotrol their impulses because they are suffering fromwin a multiple sexual personality crisis
Ricky suffered from multiple sexual personality disorder
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