It is when you want to have sex with a grandma but she fucking forgets how to do it. This will result in her thinking "sex" is hugging your dick.
Jared: I had to die hard with my fucking grandma
Fred: Mt grandma once squeezed my dick so hard that it exploded into little shitty flakes of cum
Fred: Mt grandma once squeezed my dick so hard that it exploded into little shitty flakes of cum
by coconut gun December 12, 2019
Get the Die Hardmug. by D’Aydrian Harding October 21, 2023
Get the D’Aydrian Hardingmug. An unconfident male who wants to be seen to be an Alpha male but lacks the qualities of a true Alpha. They act out traits they believe an alpha would do, but lack insight, for instance an Alpha would never call themselves one or behave in the way a wannabe alpha would. They are Toxic males that are lacking in any class. Real Alphas are usually successful and have high paying jobs, natural leaders and command respect, but have personal insight. The biggest difference is a man with genuine alpha traits respects other people's personal boundaries. A rum wannabe doesn't know where they end and the other person begins. Wannabes are usually low down in the working class demographic and think being a Man is about simply competing with other males for societal hierarchy which results in annoying the sh*t out of their peers. Alphas can be likeable, wannabes are never liked by anybody and have few if any real friends. Wannabes are tormented souls who need pity not respect.
"Tim is such a Try-hard alpha wannabe, he's throwing his toys out because I could bench press more than him, now he's not speaking to me"
by Melloj1 October 6, 2022
Get the Try-hard Alpha wannabemug. An extremely cringey, total tard, that probably psychopathic, man-child that doesn't know when or how to give up. The man-child will keep trying his very hardest effort, increasing the level of effort in hopes that one day, it will work. Unfortunately it will never work out.
by ryo94 January 30, 2018
Get the Try-hardmug. A hard dump, as opposed to a soft dump, is when a partner suddenly severs ties with his/her partner. It is not uncommon to find this style breakup in today’s fast-paced, instant gratification culture. Contrary to popular belief, this breakup practice can be used in any relationship from pseudo to factual. A hard dump is almost always associated with phrases such as “I think you’re a really great person” or “I hope we can still be friends” and the all-time favorite “I know you’ll find someone as amazing as you are”
by The Man. The Myth. April 21, 2022
Get the Hard Dumpmug. by Space Kraken June 20, 2020
Get the gun hardmug. That.
#1: "Y'know, I figured out that figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen."
#2: "...What?"
#2: "...What?"
by anonymous July 28, 2023
Get the Figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screenmug.