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Golden Point 

A deliberate point of numbness were performance exceeds human expactations. A situation were ones drunkess off-sets a preejaculate instinct. The antagonistic sip between whiskey dick and excellence. A delicate, perfect, equilibrium between entropy and order.
matt "yo james, how did you do?"
james "brah i was drink -1 whiskey dick, i boned her like 'oh ya, me so horny, me love you long time ' no sweat we did it golden point"
Golden Point by The Daddy Oakdawg January 29, 2021
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Golden Girl

Another way of saying Betty White (Bet-he-white).
Bro can you believe that dude got hired again after all the allegations and multiple losing records!?”

“Never heard of him, but this some golden girl shit, right?”

“Yeah, he is for sure white.”
Golden Girl by PatientZeropointZero February 11, 2021

Golden Blum 

The act of sucking through the hole of a freshly pierced ear of ones niece, before jewelry can be placed in the ear. Must be done at a mall. Can only be done if one does not actually have a niece.
These Saltines taste like a Golden Blum.
Golden Blum by Pseudonym Brian February 15, 2021

Goldilocks 

To try out all three orifices on that special lady.
I wouldn't mind Goldilocksing her!
Goldilocks by Veritasi February 17, 2021

Golden Doodle 

Someone with a horrible microphone in a call causing a crispy feedback.
*calls*
Them: how are you?

Me: DANG! You’re mic is horrible you golden doodle!
Golden Doodle by Lolalovescock February 21, 2021

Goldenshrimpy 

A person who’s always speaking facts
Bro you goldenshrimpy
Goldenshrimpy by BIG DlCK guy February 26, 2021

goldenshrimpy 

A person who always speaks facts
Bro you goldenshrimpy
goldenshrimpy by BIG DlCK guy February 26, 2021