happiness

when you wake up in the morning thinking you're late for school but realizing it's saturday.

Wow! Happiness!

Thank god we had happiness!

by shatdafackap June 10, 2017

Happiness

something I’ll never have.

Karen: Aren’t you just full of happiness?
Me: Sureeee(no dumbass)

by thatdumpsterrat November 19, 2019

Happy Dog

Oral sex that doesn't involve any sucking; only licking; paired with the sound of slurping, like the sound of a dog drinking water.

1. My girlfriend gave me oral last night.

2. Oh nice! How was that?

1. It wasn't that great. She gave me a happy dog.

by Minidean97 August 27, 2025

Happiness

you… Happiness is you

i see my happiness in you

by matchalee November 20, 2021

hAPPY BIRTHDAy DOUg

today MARCH 19/ EVERYDAY = day of doug birth

happy fucking birthday you crackhead cum dumpster numskull licker
ps i fucked your sisters

hAPPY BIRTHDAy DOUg

by sHIT HURRICANE March 19, 2019

HAPPY TIMEWASTER DAY

This is a day to appreciate your specific anyone that felt like wasted your time over the past or present. Let them know that they are great waste of time to you and other ppl. You get so attached to them that you forget they might be using you or just making you think they part of your life which they aren’t. At the end their ass gonna leave you question less and won’t even explain why or it could just be they just wanted to know for a while and have a roster.

So be safe out there king and queens 👑 !!!

STAY AWOKE ALWAYS ‼️

Emily : hey, we should go out this Saturday to this cafe ?

John : I can’t I am going to have to study for my exam

Emily : that’s cool maybe once you’re free

John : ye for sure

Emily: …*reschedules plan*

John : left on delieverd

HAPPY TIMEWASTER DAY : someone who comes in your life or a person/thing/ or anything that make u believe u wasting your value at them.

by Purr454 April 10, 2024

Happy

When you are excited about stupidity and do overaction for no reason

Dude, I am so happy I want to eat a whole shark

by MY REAL AME February 25, 2024