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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 2, 2025

In pain and possibly dying for years straight

And you didn't care.

Hym Iam "In pain and possibly dying for years straight."

by Hym Iam January 11, 2026

Mr. Strategic

nickname from Nikki Haley’s niece Pallavi Mohun-Patel for Jordan Thomas Cooper

Mr. Strategic’s jeep was jumped on by Pallavi so he would not leave her apartment complex similar to what Michael Jordan’s ex-wife Juanita did.

by Coop Dupe January 31, 2020

Couldn't play a Note to save their strote

When someone can't play an instrument, then starts jamming random notes and they sound terrible

Wow this guy couldn't play a Note to save their strote

by S Shadic April 4, 2020

Dr. strangeglove

When you sit on your hand until it is numb and put on a medical grade glove and masturbate with yourself.

Man, being stuck in my apartment is tough, but at least I can have a visit with Dr. Strangeglove every now and then.

by Dr strangeglove August 25, 2021

No wife, no strife!

The truth woman don’t want you to know. The exact opposite of the saying Happy wife happy life.

Your wife won’t let you go out or buy a new car?!!!
I can because. No wife, no strife!

by bfrient December 8, 2021

according to the molecular levels of the earth's atomic structure, this should not be possible

Used as a sarcastic sentence by nerds 🤓

I was bored, alright? - Rokosik

Bro! I just got into Harvard University! - Me
According to the molecular levels of the earth's atomic structure, this should not be possible - 🤓

by Rokosik November 3, 2022