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Raisin Turd

A bowel movement that comes out like little round raisins.
Her butt was so big, she had no choice but to poop raisin turds
by Chakra882 March 5, 2022
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Turd Shitter

Another Way To Diss Your Friend In A Unmature Way....

Though very stupid, it's quite funny when used out of the blue...makes one look puzzled and stare at you blankly in curiousity of what the hell you just said!
Ya know Joe, You are a no good turd shitter!

Or, Joe you peice of no good turd shitter!
by Chris "The Outlaw" January 7, 2008
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Snow Turd

All the liberal nincumpoops from the northern states that come down to Florida from November to April trying to escape the cold and the brain dead democratic policies they voted for. They can be easily spotted by how pale white they are, how slow they drive and how completely unaware they are when it comes to life in general. The only logical place for a snow turd is catching a ride around the bowl of a toilet.
“It took me forever to get to the beach with all the traffic and now I can’t even find a parking spot, all these snow turds need to leave.”
by IntentoShred March 5, 2023
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preferred turd

The preferred turd is the least worst option from a horrible selection.
Bob's could decide who his preferred turd is when answering the question "Who's your favourite between Stalin and Hitler"
by witchieblackcat September 25, 2020
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Turd Kiss

The shit stain left at the top of the toilet seat from an improperly maintained ass crack.
Nate’s nasty ass left a turd kiss on the toilet seat again. Such a nasty bastard.
by formfeeder November 6, 2023
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turding

Turding means getting flustered, why this definition is changed is because it is awkward to ask people if they are flustered, so here is a new code word for people in need!
Are you turding?
by barack0bama May 26, 2022
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Dick turd

A skinny little asshole that dates your step daughter
Are you still dating that dick turd Josh?
by Stepdad May 10, 2018
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