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Heard Turd

The shit being taken in a specific place to get a point across to another person who will most likely be the one to find it. Like in the case where Amber Heard was accused of taking a shit in her and Johnny Depp's Bed.
Before the cat left, he made a Heard Terd right where Victor always sits on the couch. Victor totally got Heard Turded!
by LakotaNative September 22, 2023
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turd burper

A man who has an obvious tendency to brown nose other men in the workplace.
Able the turd burper just became our supervisor on Monday.
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Turd’s Armpit

Just gross. All the disgusting smelling, looking, sounding, tasting, feeling things… rolled up into one slimey ass human being. The worst of the worst.
That guy that was hitting on me look like a Turd’s Armpit. He was nasty.

This chick been texting me non-stop. Like “No Bish! You are literally a turd’s armpit!”
by girl1342 February 17, 2023
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turd sandwich

The democratic nominee in a presidential election.
Person 1: I voted for the turd sandwich in the last election.
Person 2: Why would you vote for the Turd Sandwich?
Person 1: Because They're not a giant douche.
by awesomeMB9 July 19, 2022
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Turd Clutter

“He got dih up in his turd clutter
by Zodiac Zach March 10, 2025
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Polished Turd

A movie in which the audience is oblivious to horrid writing because of how it looks graphically.
Bro 1: yo this movie is so good!!

Bro 2: nigga that movie was straight ass that shit was a polished turd the only thing good were the visuals
by FurryHunter69 April 28, 2023
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rat turd

i really love jeremy, he’s such a rat turd
by nameshdbdbbde November 4, 2021
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