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cactus sack

1.) The act having sex with a cactus, usually in a desert in Arizona. When the male party is about to climax, he forcibly shoves his testicles against the cactus' most sharp needles. As he ejaculates onto the cactus, he then removes his testicles.

2.) Someone who performs this act.

3.) A red penguin with large nipples.
1.) I'm so horny, I could do the cactus sack.

2.) That guy is such a cactus sack.

3.) Why does that cactus sack have such bangin' tits?
by Upgraded Toast September 19, 2013
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sack

An expletive used to exclaim great unlucky circumstances.
1. "Sack! I stubbed my toe!" or
2. "Oh Sack, my mother-in-law's STILL alive!"
by ChiChiLeBlanc January 29, 2010
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Sminked Sack

The result of having your testicles vigorously flick for a period of time.
Sore, numb, tender. Often noticeable when a purple, bruise liked mark, is left on the under side of the ball sack.
Dave continuesly flicked Garret’s nuts while he was sleeping, Garret woke up with a severe case of sminked sack.
by MongedMiSmik September 25, 2018
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Ka-nut-sack

An anime loving boy, who tends to be very smart but you wouldn't know by interacting regularly. Is very amazing boy and always ready to love you.
Addison- So how's your new boyfriend?
Isabelle- Hes a typical ka-nut-sack
Addison- Oh that's amazing
Isabelle- Yea, I love him
by Heheheme June 2, 2022
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Hackey sack

Evan was hoping his girlfriend would play hackey sack with him during dinner with her parents.
by Kuebqueen September 15, 2017
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Protein sack

Given the fact that humans eat a lot of protein, and aside of water and bone, are predominantly protein. We can end up with a conclusion that "protein" is what makes up the first part of this definition.

A sack is a sort of flexible, strong, bag like, and sometimes natural biological container to hold everything from burglars swag, random items, rubble, to biological organs, through to general waste. Considered a low key, low cost storage item and generally disposable.

When you are talking of many humans, It is fair they can be referred to as protein sacks. This is considered a form of insult towards humans of low or inept value.

FACT : Calling someone a sack of shit would be too offensive in some situations, so you can call them a protein sack INSTEAD. Shit is also made of protein amongst other things, and is the defecated waste that is produced from a living thing.
Lexx : have you seen him?
Me: you mean that guy?
Lexx : yeah what do you think of him?
Me : A total protein sack
790 : I have to agree, he's a protein sack
by AWEMAZING July 4, 2021
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