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Sociaty

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The Instagram username of an entertainment channel that can’t spell the word ‘society’.
“Hey did you see that post by Sociaty the other day?”
by memesnorkeler December 4, 2022
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SoCal

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Frank: I wish all the SoCal and NorCal bitches would stop arguing over who was better, because they're both awesome and they're just ruining each other's awesomeness.

Joe: Wh-what are you talking about, NorCal sucks!!!

Frank: Yo momma sucks.
by Mr. Mach November 17, 2005
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Teenage Sociologist

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A teenager who likes to "study Society", who is involved in the social science of Sociology. Typically, they fight 'The Man' by 'observing' reactions of society (their small group of friends), sticking it to Capitalists, Corporate America, and conformists.

They conform to non conforming by wearing flannel shirts, read philosophy, call themselves Agnostics to rebel (most are religious but reject religion to act Sociologist-like to society), act sophisticated, and pretend to smoke marijuana.
Derek: This whole Julian Assange issue is great, I like to study the reactions of society of this event

John: Sure, so being internet cool and hacking is how to be a sociologist? Putting important files online is good?

Derek: You see, you're a conformist and just wouldn't understand. I don't conform to society, because I don't like society. I study it and laugh at it

John: Right, so instead of 'conforming' you conform to other non conformists looking for "the truth"?

Derek: Capitalism has created this evil society, there shouldn't be Capitalism. Marx was right, I read Marx so you just don't get it.

John: Right... So Sociology interests you? Major in it

Derek: I will, but Sociology isn't something you can have, who is a private company to give you knowledge of a study. To 'allow' you to have it, it belongs to all

John: Ok, so that's a yes?

Derek: For a conformist, yes

John: Well, I'm going to be successful in life... have fun

Derek: Society deems who is 'successful' and who isn't, which is wrong. There will be a war between the poor and the rich, because they all know about philosophy and how Capitalism is evil. There has never been a happy worker, anarcho syndicalism anarcho syndicalism anarcho syndicalism ABOLISH THE GOVERNMENT!111one!!!!! *foam*

John: teenage sociologist.... great
by Clynic98 December 9, 2010
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Socially Awkward Penguin

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Currently one of the most popular variations of Advice Dog, Socially Awkward Penguin features a penguin on a blue background.

The surrounding text is not so much advice as it is descriptions of situations all socially awkward people will recognize.

You only laugh at it because you know you have been there.
BE POLITE, HOLD THE DOOR

-socially awkward penguin-

THEY'RE SLIGHTLY TOO FAR AWAY
by thisisathens January 31, 2010
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communism and socialism

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Varying degrees of the same system that rely on the labor theory of market. That theory states that labor is worth something, not tied to the good or service that it produces. Because of that idea, we should pay people more money than it takes to produce an item because they want more money. This fails economically because if everyone wants more money for their work, all items inflate in cost, so you can't afford what you couldn't afford before, except now it's much more expensive than it was, because you have more money but still not enough to buy it. Basically, socialism and communism are a party trick to get the poor to feel better about the fact that life is competitive and they are losing the game. This is also popular with the rich because it makes them seem kind to the poor. Nobody actually wants to implement socialism or communism, they just want to redistribute goods and services and money from those that have it to those that don't and are willing to lose out in the long term for a short term gain.
I used to hate Amazon.com because of communism and socialism, but now I realize that I didn't want to pay more for goods or shipping so I am comfortable with them fucking their employees, because they are doing it for me.
by mostly_wrong September 17, 2019
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When one is conditioned to a set of morals, beliefs, or thought structures that have been deemed "Alright" by society. Essentially it is acting and thinking in a way that has been taught by society. This word is often used to describe someone who has a hard time thinking beyond what they have been taught by society (cannot think for themselves). Other words with similar or the same meanings would be "Brainwashed" and "Socially Conditioned".
The socially trained individual often displays shallow thought patterns and is commonly possessed by their thoughts in such a way that they believe the manifestation of thought is their identity. This in turn causes the said person to romanticize any situation they deem significant, which further deludes their consciousness from the original purity that it once was as a child. (In one sense anyways, as consciousness cannot be altered but that's an entirely different topic)
"This chick so socially trained, she thinks psychedelics are like heroin and other drugs"

"You're so socially trained believing that going to college is the only way to be successful"

"Look at all these socially trained fools believing everything the T.V and church tells them"

"I took a lot of psychedelic substances and did a lot of meditation to help not be so socially trained"
by LimitlessRap October 12, 2014
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Socially Indifferent

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Not giving a shit about those "new trendy movements" and shit like that.

It's not that you don't agree, but you're tired of these modern hippies.
Gay: So regarding the new movement on gay and lesbian rights what is your-
Socially Indifferent Person: Piss off!

Government worker: How does the recent change in-
Socially Indifferent Person: Shut the fuck up!!

Person wearing crocs and BustedTees: Zomg! I, like, can't believe that, like, your, like-
Socially Indifferent Person: CAN YOU FUCK OFF PLEASE???
by MortalWombat March 29, 2010
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