Mr. Floppers

A ghost penis believed to belong to a man who was castrated by his wife at the end of the 19th Century for cheating on her. The residence refered to as the "Sunderwind House" is located in Okonogan, Wisconsin. The ghost dick has been sighted on and off since 1926 (some sources say 1919), and is usually detected by a strange slapping sound and some other odd vocalizations. This is believed to be its way of locomotion.

The "Sunderwind House" was featured on the Discovery Channel original series "A Haunting" back in 2005. This episode was only shown once, and quickly pulled to due its phallic references. Mr. Floppers was portrayed as an overripe blurred out banana resting on Victorian stairs.

In late 2005 the Sunderwind House was to be torn down, but was saved by the mayor designating it as a historical building. Protesters picketed the razing of the structure with signs that read "Never Stop The Flop"

My favorite ghost story of all time has to be the one about Mr. Floppers, the phantasm dick.

by SpindalisZena September 3, 2013

Mr. Butterbottom

A man with a well-shaped derriere that is as comfortable as a pillow so his partner can put her head there to sleep.

"I bet Mr. Butterbottom is wearing silky panties as a pillowcase today."

by Peermingle September 8, 2013

Mr Citizen

A taunt used to try and goad a sensible dude into an act of crass stupidity by suggesting his attitude is dull and straightlaced. Usually repeated ad nauseam in a high pitched shriek to try and wear the victim down.

Idiotic Dude: I've pissed in this glass, drunk it, then hurled back into the same glass. Down that!
Normal person: Fuck off
Idiotic Dude: Citizen! Mr Citizen! Won't drink my piss-chunder? What are you? Get it down you! Mr Citizen! Come on Citizen! Citizen! Mr Citizen! Citizen! Mr Citizen! Citizen! Mr Citizen!

Idiot: I know what woulod round the evening off perfectly. Let's break into the Zoo and fuck us a couple of baboons!
Idiot's friend: Don't be ridiculous, you'll get AIDS
Idiot: Citizen! Mr Citizen! Won't fuck a monkey coz he's scared of getting caught! Mr Citizen! Thinks he's going to get AIDS Citizen! Mr Citizen!Citizen! Mr Citizen!Citizen! Mr Citizen!Citizen! Mr Citizen!

by The_Trill_LV October 12, 2013

Mr. Sixpack

a male with a sixpack and refers to himself as "Mr. Sixpack"

Bassam: wow my sixpack is amazing...
Dana: oh yeah they are, Mr. Sixpack
Bassam: How did you know I call myself Mr. Sixpack?
Dana: oh, I didn't know...

by dandan87 November 28, 2011

Mr. Tissue

A name used for a tissue used to clean up ejaculations while masturbating.

Jonny! after your done jacking off, i need to use Mr. Tissue!

by theMASTERofallDARES June 22, 2011

Mr. Dependable

An adult toy that never lets a lady (or man) down

Since my boyfriend can't get me off, I gotta use Mr. Dependable

by BubblyCupcake June 28, 2011

Mr. Maz

A really nice is a 10th grade science teacher from Washington, United States. Mr. Maz is extremely boring, and a bit suspicious sometimes.

Miley: Ugh I got Mr. Maz as my science teacher. This class will be boring as f**k.
Sam: Yo I just saw Mr. Maz walking climbing out of the french teacher's window!! Wtf was he doing in there?

by Jeb Filling October 29, 2023