Michael

Michael is a very funny guy but can get very triggered very easily he punched me at school this is the definition of fake you thought your definition was right WHO THE FUCK DO YA THINK YA IS LIKE MICHAEL IS THE WORST BOYFRIEND EVER HE DUMPED ME IN 2 SECONDS AND HE WILL CHEAT BE WARNED HE IS A FUCK BOY AND A PLAYER JUST LIKE THE NAME PATRICK he is also very ugly and will probably have cancer before he's 30 making his grey hair all fall out. He will swallow your unborn twins and has many feet fetishes including baldness

"oh who? Michael oh the bald and ugly player, now I know

by Bella Iameo February 17, 2018

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Michaela

A girl from Holbrook Massachusetts, Usually found hanging out with the usual Alexis or Sarah, sometimes she can be found with Bonnie. She has only had one boyfriend, His name is Devyn Carroll Brown. He is a black male at the age of 14.

He was also her first and only kiss.

She has recently become famous for sucking Michael Reichart's legendary penis.

Michaela: I want to ride Michael like a pony!
Alexis: EW.
Michael: YES, can I eat out your large buttocks?!
Michaela: Of course j00 can.
Alexis: EW.

by IRONMAN R.D July 31, 2009

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