Imagine your a god right? And your being punished by the other gods for something, so they send you back down to earth to be reincarnated as a mortal.
When you get to earth you wake up in the middle of this rice field in the middle of feudal japan. You Don't know why you are there, but you know you are there for a REASON.
You Take a deep breath in. HHHHHHHHHH But it is not air you breathe! It is thick and yellow and tastes like marshmallow dust. and you know what it is? HARD BOILED WIND.
When you get to earth you wake up in the middle of this rice field in the middle of feudal japan. You Don't know why you are there, but you know you are there for a REASON.
You Take a deep breath in. HHHHHHHHHH But it is not air you breathe! It is thick and yellow and tastes like marshmallow dust. and you know what it is? HARD BOILED WIND.
by GuapAchmed August 24, 2023
when where how hard?
by material gowrl February 25, 2023
A rare sexy ass man and can be a little touchy at times. But don't worry he probably can wear shades and look hot as fuck in them and likes to play the flute and when I mean flute I mean he blows cock till it's hard and won't ever be laid at least by his sister. He will also probably be a cock doctor when he grows up because he is Doctor Hard.
by 69Masterbater September 15, 2017
by rachiebaybie July 10, 2010
A beautiful woman, usually has the appearance of a Egyptian Goddess with her gorgeous raven locks and beautifully tanned skin.She has a heart of gold unless you piss her off!She will fight for what’s hers and won’t tolerate anyone’s bullshit!
by yours faithfully November 2, 2019
-I am Alex,in a difficulty?I know that Simon that has came recently is bringing up, this is no same hard that we fire him?He,s running away, sad has becoming that I reprimanded:Flimsy!
-No Celvine,always see a fault,he just had a poison,for Marieta that is a get away for a marriage with him ,he goes to die also,forgive him even,was shitting exactly of what he had,was working that all this happens!
-No Celvine,always see a fault,he just had a poison,for Marieta that is a get away for a marriage with him ,he goes to die also,forgive him even,was shitting exactly of what he had,was working that all this happens!
by bad,good? August 22, 2019
it’s not a “sex thing” it’s a beverage made by Simply as in Simply Lemonade one of the top 3 best widely distributed in the United States
by Jellybeansrainvow June 30, 2022