I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard

I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard is used when somebody mentions that you are "stoned" so you respond by saying you have a raging boner.

Random bot "Bro's stoned "
Guy "I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard"

by jerilds April 25, 2024

hard spam

Physical junk mail

I checked the mailbox, but there was nothing but hard spam.

by Lecksi November 09, 2020

hard working ho

workin real hard . for hoing

he a hard working ho

by thebaddesttt March 25, 2021

relax hard

Akin to "Work(ing) hard"
Means : Sleeping ( like a log ) like, really into relaxing. And probably, doing other relax(y) stuff too.
Not to be confused with : Slacking off

You: Gonna have a free weekend this week. Any plans?
Me : relax hard

by TsarAlam March 27, 2018

Snap Hard

An unsolicited dick pic sent via snapchat

Yo Stacy Brian just sent me a snap hard

by Charlotte Brown September 15, 2020

Life Hard Life Cold Titty Soft Titty Warm

This was thought up by an anonymous user on discord 7/1/22. It is what you say to a friend when they are sad. Basically telling them to just go fuck somebody.

"Hey man I fucking hate myself"
"Hey I get it but remember Life Hard Life Cold Titty Soft Titty Warm"

by John0032 November 12, 2022

i think i just shit myself hard

when you absolutely blow your pants up

guy 1: yo! i just made that shot from 50 feet away!!

guy 2: i think i just shit myself hard

by some stupid guy September 05, 2023