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Chris Wallace

(n)(1) a dubious career move, particularly one that results in unintentional unemployment and public embarrassment
(n)(2) a person who commits (1)
"Hey, if you're going to quit your job, you might as well make it worthwhile and tell the whole world just what you think of your former employer. Yeah, go full Chris Wallace on them!"
by Mal Feasance April 21, 2022
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Chris

Guy:Hey! That guy looks like a Chris!
Guy 2: Huh? He looks like a juicy steak?
by Zoog August 15, 2021
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Chris

Unloyal, selfish guy who always puts himself before others. Never has time for anything or anyone because he’s too hook on video games and useing girls for sex. Dick size is also sub par <3
Her: I hope I never date a Chris.
Me: Good, he’ll waste your tim and use you then throw you away like you were nothing.
by Super Thicc Succ ;) April 8, 2018
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chris

lying cheating ass. pretends to love you but when you start dating will cheat on you immediately. never trust chris. he’s a stoner/skater boy who smokes weed all day everyday. he’s a piece of trash. he has small dick energy. he’ll also do whatever it takes to get inside your pants
oh look chris is high again
by 1234509816254 August 20, 2020
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Chris

A guy who shows up in your town unannounced and doesn't speak. Thinks Gracie has posted on here about him but never has. Thinks some just care about looks but it's not true. Keeps putting Gracie in no win situations where he always has the upper hand.
I saw chris at church but he wouldn't talk to me.
by Checkyospirit September 5, 2018
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Chris Evans

The hottest daddiest man of all
Did you see that fine hunk of man Chris Evans?
by MrsEvans💔 May 22, 2021
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chris

good looking, kind, but makes stupid decisions. likes breaking up with Emilee to date Taylor.

every girl wants him.
girl: do you see thAT HOT DUDE
other girls: that is chris
by Emilee716 November 1, 2019
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