by Fogwater January 6, 2024
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person1: What's the matter? person2: My stomach hurts and the pain keeps moving. person1: Oh, I see. You've got a rogue turd.
by trampledunderfoot November 30, 2019
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by Elligah June 3, 2018
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by McKena10 April 25, 2017
Get the laundry turd mug.The slight hop that occurs while on the toilet, aware of the splash your next turd will produce to avoid a wet ass
Guy 1: Dude i had a major dump coming so i stretched out my legs, ready to do some turd hurdling.
Guy 2: Dude im a state champ turd hurdler, never got a drop of water on my ass!
Guy 2: Dude im a state champ turd hurdler, never got a drop of water on my ass!
by Captain Neck February 5, 2015
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My Dog ate the cat shit out of the litterbox after refusing to eat the food I made, which included the fucking $7 frozen salmon burger I cooked on the stove to mix in with the super expensive Dog food I bought from the specialty pet store! Turd Burgler!
My Dog ate the cat shit out of the litterbox after refusing to eat the food I made, which included the fucking $7 frozen salmon burger I cooked on the stove to mix in with the super expensive Dog food I bought from the specialty pet store! Turd Burgler!
by 1a4Chuck December 1, 2025
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