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Hulk Shower

When someone finds sexual pleasure in being vomited on.
Bro I gave that bitch a hulk shower and she squirted
by JohnKent123 November 6, 2019
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Post shower energy

A surge of energy when you get out of the shower
I got this post shower energy flowing through me
by The energy guy December 30, 2019
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Terrible shower

When you run out of toilet paper and have to take a show to clean your ass.
After taking a dump I went to reach for the tp and none was close so I had to take a terrible shower.
by rwaboss March 7, 2020
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surfer shower

a surfer shower is used after a long day at the beach to rid the user of sand. to make a surfer shower, simply get an empty container ( fruit punch or milk cartons ) and fill it with water. when you get to the shore, leave the surfer shower in your trunk. as the day ends and you’re ready to go home, the water will be warm and you can rinse off before tracking sand in your car.
daughter: ughh i’m so sandy!
son: i know right! i’m getting a rash.
dad: don’t worry kids, we brought the surfer shower.
mom: y’all better not track sand in my car!
by redheads are hot May 8, 2020
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Jamaican Shower

When a guy with long Rastafarian dreads stands over his girl in the bathtub and pee's on her, all while smoking a fat joint and listening to Bob Marley.
Dude, My girl and I are taking a Jamaican Shower tonight.
by matt_rage May 18, 2020
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Nigerian shower

Phil begged his wife for a Nigerian shower after she finished her White Castle.
by Gearhead1981 June 12, 2020
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Rotten Shower

A shower where you poop while in it and stomp it out through the holes
Damn I had an amazing rotten shower the other day
by renjhi July 12, 2020
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