Doge-second

A mesurent of time used by wow doges. Around sixty-nine seconds long. Doges measure time weirdly.

one doge-second later, he came back

by Sorbate September 21, 2020

Research Sector 7885

N. Primary recording studio of Mr. Zappellin.

Mr. Zappellin made most of his albums at Research Sector 7885.

by Mr. Zappellin November 3, 2020

17 second country

"17 second country" or "17 second society" is a term that originates from well cut, short video clips that only portray one side of an incident in an attempt to influence. It can be used to describe the hectic, click-based modern media domain that values twisted forms of political correctness in the form of individual "justice seekers" while condemning ordinary things as questionable.

"I don't want to live in this 17 second country, did you hear they found out this dude's workplace and got him fired because they didn't like his stupid Twitter joke?"

"X is such a 17 second country, all their major political headlines are just viral clips from campaign rallies, protests or whatever"

"You know they had to change their brand name after that vlogger made a video about how it's insulting to some minority, fucking wild. 17 sec society at its finest."

by verifiedname November 7, 2020

Step Second Cousin

A second cousin that isn’t blood related even though second cousins are barely blood related.

Man, I just found out that my second cousin isn’t my second cousin. She’s my step second cousin cause she’s not blood related to me.

by AntiCircumcisionMan November 7, 2020

Half Second Cousin

A second cousin that only shares one great grandparent instead of both great grandparents.

It’s complicated to figure out how a half second cousin is related to me.

by AntiCircumcisionMan November 7, 2020

Woodmansterne Secondary

It just doesn't have enough jesus
Please im running out of holy water
The kids here are insane
They don't do their worshipping
Please I just need more holy water to wash out my eyes
Seeing these people everyday hurts

Jesus give me Holy water Jesus give me Holy water Jesus give me Holy water Jesus give me Holy water Jesus give me Holy water Jesus give me Holy water Jesus give me Holy water Jesus give me Holy water

Mr Hegarty: mmm I love Mr Marland so much which school do you go to uwu
Mr Marland: I go to woodmansterne secondary owo

by 🐸 F r o g 🐸 November 16, 2020

two-second fight

A fight, generally started by an inexperienced fighter, against a much more experienced fighter, which ends in roughly two seconds

An idiot on the street picked a fight against a black belt Jiu-Jitsu. It was a two-second fight.

by youngleftyguy March 8, 2021