straight kids

a group full of eight people
that are definitely ANYTHING but straight

lmao look at them
they are so gay
no. they are straight kids..

by nicolicek January 8, 2022

straight boolin

When somebody is #lit 🅱️

My nigga CJ straight boolin my man.

by ManonXD January 1, 2017

straight jerkin it

chillin/doin nothin

"hey man, what you doing?"
"don't know, straight jerkin it"

by bereft land November 5, 2023

you're parent straight

*The ultimate normativity-nuking clapback, weaponizing heterosexuality as a diss. With a destructive power of 999,999,999,999, it erases basicness in a 5,000-mile radius. Side effects include spontaneous allyship, cishets evaporating into pumpkin spice lattes, and your local HOA disbanding.*

*Brad: "ur mom gay lol"
Queer Deity: "you're parent straight."
Brad: vaporizes into a Patagonia vest
The Earth’s axis tilts 2° gayer.

by cupcakesmasher May 10, 2025

homo-straight

a slur towards bi people whom are cross-oriented

Homophobe: That homo-straight wants to date another guy

by suck_my_d33 July 15, 2021

Straight

Something you’re not :)

Look that persons not straight!!

by Alex.candycherries September 9, 2021

straight

not me :D

"are you straight"
"its actually insulting that you thought i was straight"
*cries in the corner*

by imthegayest September 13, 2021