Retainer job

When anyone with retainers takes their retainers out of their mouth to lick them clean and simply puts them back like nothing happened.

Grace was excited to give her boyfriend a blowjob after she got her braces off, but sadly she had to wear clear plastic retainers all day every single day except for when she was eating. Grace had forgotten she was wearing them while giving him a bj so there was cum stuck in her retainer and since she wasn't wasting and of his (not so) sweet juice. This bitch takes her retainers out to give them a sexy retainer job by licking the fucking cum off of them just to put them back on. What a girl, my dick would be in love if I had her.

by RaeAnne313 February 21, 2018

chrome job

A chrome job is when a girl sprays chrome spray paint on a guys boner while she is deapthroting him

Me. Fitler went to the red light district with a hankering for a chrome job

by Peedingly64 July 23, 2015

Coffee Job

The act of preparing coffee for someone else, even when you won't get any.

My wife had to leave early this morning and knew she wouldn't have time to wait on the coffee to brew, so she just gave me a coffee job on her way out.

by jgreene777 November 5, 2008

nose job

Pretty much like a blow job, except using the nostril instead of the mouth.

Doctor: what the hell happened
girl: I gave my boyfriend a nose job

by the funny one February 13, 2015

hobb job

A sland term derived from the name Hobbs dealing with the exchange of money for sexual activity.

Ryan gave a hobb job to John after he was unable to repay his debts.

by Ninja12346 April 3, 2008

awry job

A botched eye job where the surgeon pulls your eyelids too high and you end up looking like a deer in the headlights or a psycho Real Housewife.

“Ramona Singer wanted an eye job, but she got an awry job.”

by Mambo & Goose July 22, 2011

Italian Job

Receiving a hand job but your partners hands are covered in crushed up Italian Seasoned Croutons.

Jack: Did you see Amy last night?
Fred: Yea, she gave me an Italian Job behind the Olive Garden.
Jack: Didn't that hurt?
Fred: A little, but it smelled great.

by The Real Italian Job June 1, 2017