You want him in your pants

When someone you know thinks you want to to have sex with a guy.

Devin: Yeah, Sarah, just admit it, I know you like him.

Sarah: No, I don't!

Devin: Yeah, you do. You want him in your pants.

Sarah: Nooo! You're such a perv.

Devin: I'm the perv? You're the one that wants him in your pants.

Sarah: Argh! Just shut up!

Devin: Hah! So you do want to have sex with him!

Sarah: ...

by MzPiggy537 March 29, 2012

makes my pants go crazy

Another way to say that a female is very good looking and would be fun to mate.

Wow, I just got the latest playboy, and WOW does Amber Campisi make my pants go crazy!

by Leif June 10, 2006

I'll never wash my pants

A phrase often used by men and women alike after being, ahem, "affected" by another person.

Guy 1: Did you see that girl in the skirt bending over to pick up her penny?

Guy 2: Yes. And I'll never wash these pants again.

by Neko~ December 3, 2004

convince someone your pants off

It means, she is ready to fuck you if you believe her.
Used especially while you're referring to your female friend in your conversation, though it can be used by females for males. *his/her pants off* is used as an adverb in this sentence. It means, she is ready to fuck you if you believe her.

Person1: Hey mane! I heard that you were hitting on her. Is it true?
Person2: Nay, she is just trying to convince you her pants off! (convince someone your pants off)

by lazy_ass June 21, 2017

packing a soda can in his pants

Having a large amount of girth to one’s penis.

He was packing a soda can in his pants

by MILF 49 June 1, 2018

I want to shit my pants

An expression used to describe a feeling of being overwhelmed by something unnecessarily complicated or hard.

I can't let go of my ex because we have so many things in common and we have been in each other's lives for so long, but I really love you and want to build a future with you.

- Omg you are so hopeless! I want to shit my pants...

by little.piece.of.cow.poo May 31, 2018

Spontaneous pants off dance off

When two or more parties spontaneously remove pants and challenge each other to a dance off, the winner of which may put pants back on and ridicule other(s) for being pantless.

Bro Emily totally dominated that spontaneous pants off dance off last night CJ was so ashamed she lost and had to remain pantless the rest of the night!

by emrahrah June 22, 2012