Horsemill

The definition of a is a factory or mill if u will that makes glue out of horses and is the worst insult you can place upon someone.

Your a f****** horsemill dude.

Your a horsemill f***** your like glue in your mouth.

by Horsemillpwner September 22, 2009

Horsevalasper

a chick who is a little too spiritual;
when excited or nervous, resembles a being that is half horse and half velociraptor.

When she left she ran off like a horsevalasper.

by Jennings Spears December 1, 2010

Horseshitting

It's like saying "are you kidding me" or "are you shitting me", but stronger than those two. Like bullshitting, but with another animal.

Guy: "Barack Obama died 10 minutes ago in an accident."
Other guy: "What? You gotta be horseshitting me."

by Andresthejeff November 26, 2013

HorseFace

A face as long as Sarah Jessica Parker's

Wow! Sarah Jessica Parker has a horseface

by BiotechTRGM June 12, 2019

Horsedickulous

Is a term used to describe the dick of a human male that rivals that of a horse.

You wouldn’t believe the things women say to me about my gigantic cock. As a matter of fact, I met this girl Renee on Saturday and as I dropped my trousers to unveil the Cadillac of dongs, she proceeded to tell me it was Horsedickulous! Completely taken aback by her comment, I asked if she was insulting me, to which she said no, your dick is so ridiculously big, it looks like it belongs on a horse. After delivering the Dong for what seemed to be an eternity, I bounced expecting to never see or hear from her again. I’ve ran across my fair share of women, but this Renee is a top of the line Horsedick Hound, and I’m a little worried she’s going to seriously injure me, or worse, cut off my meaty member and make a bronze replica. If you know a bodyguard for dongs, please contact me!

by Tee Cee Deez April 14, 2020

horseshittery

Similar to FUBAR Horseshittery is an act that makes no sense.

Horseshittery:Put it on take it off common occurence on container terminals

by Fred Nitney August 17, 2020

Horser

Something optimus presumably isn't carrying. It's also the name of one of optimus songs. Horser is slang for many things like drugs guns etc. It's commonly heard at gas station in the morning by local crackheads. The slang may also refer to the sepcefic drug ketamaine.

Hey Barry want to go back and take a hut of horser

by Fortdumb March 15, 2021