Cruncher

Cruncher (Offensive; Noun):
Definition: A person who consumes the majority of their caloric intake by chewing solid food.

I wish I could talk to Fred but I found out he's a full blown cruncher.
Really?!
Yea...
What a fucking weirdo, get on the HUEL train.

by HUELER2k21 September 26, 2021

Crundies

Worn or dirty underpants usually with stains

His filthy crundies were left on the bedroom floor

by DawnishPastie September 29, 2021

crunch

verb --- to diminish or compromise someone's projected ideal.

Man, you just crunched the point I was talking about!

What? ... Are you trying to crunch our entire platform?

by stilldajoker September 29, 2021

Crunchart

Doing a crunch workout and farting at the same time

I just did a (CHRUNCHART) during my workout

-Crunchart

by Agastopia queen October 9, 2021

crunch bar

a vape

yo let me hit ur crunch bar

by crunchbarr November 22, 2021

Crunchtown

A Dirty rug which has food and crumbs and hasn’t been cleaned for years. It is most likely discolored and needs to be thrown out.

“DAMN GIRL THAT RUG IS SO DIRTY IM IN CRUNCHTOWN”

by crunchtown survivor November 23, 2021

Crunchy Scrunchie

When a person with a penis puts a scrunchie around their shaft while erect.

He sent me a picture of a crunchy scrunchie last night!! It was traumatic.

by applenanaa November 23, 2021