man 1: dude have you heard megan’s fucked her 5th guy of the semester?
man 2: shes got that college cunt
man 2: shes got that college cunt
by wompwomp07 September 12, 2022
Get the College Cuntmug. A horrendously shit school located in the south of england. with chavs everywhere that think they own the place. and the only thing they’re good at is playing football.
by A student at crookhorn college December 1, 2023
Get the crookhorn collegemug. Award given to a college student kitchen that has produced dishes other than pasta, couscous, and scrambled eggs. Prize includes a set of forks that match each other.
Gaia: “I went over to Brooke’s last night and she made baked potatoes with mushrooms.”
Sammy: “Someone give that girl a College Michelin Star.”
Sammy: “Someone give that girl a College Michelin Star.”
by daltonjfk September 27, 2019
Get the College Michelin Starmug. It's a choice. You don't have to go, but you can if you know you'll need it for what you want in life.
High School Student: Is college worth it?
College Student: I won't really know until I graduate, but what I can tell you is that you don't have to go unless you know what you want to get out of it.
HSS: Do you know what you want?
CS: ...
HSS: ...Do you know?
CS: Go vape in the school bathroom, kid.
College Student: I won't really know until I graduate, but what I can tell you is that you don't have to go unless you know what you want to get out of it.
HSS: Do you know what you want?
CS: ...
HSS: ...Do you know?
CS: Go vape in the school bathroom, kid.
by davetheravewhoknowshowtobehave November 22, 2021
Get the Collegemug. A place filled with smokers, cruelty and inadequate teachers. Also cannabis hidden in each bathroom ceiling
by anonymous June 8, 2022
Get the Hope valley collegemug. A school in des plaines, lots of faggots but the chicken pesto slaps hard broski. Also a math professor here doesn't speak english bruh. a lotta fat ppl also
lots of jews and lots of muslims so it's kinda fun to watch them fight over palestine. tree hugger teacher in the humanities department. He thinks rivers are people.
They have a lake u can fish but people are too much of fags to do it
one chick that looks like dora that hits on every guy at school
lots of jews and lots of muslims so it's kinda fun to watch them fight over palestine. tree hugger teacher in the humanities department. He thinks rivers are people.
They have a lake u can fish but people are too much of fags to do it
one chick that looks like dora that hits on every guy at school
by outrageousrickyxoxo February 22, 2024
Get the oakton community collegemug. College Student 1: What are you going to have for lunch?
College Student 2: I'm going to have college soup; it's all I can afford.
College Student 2: I'm going to have college soup; it's all I can afford.
by AdeptMusician November 17, 2022
Get the College Soupmug.