If I was your vampire

awesome song by the king of his silver wardrobe, misunderstood world of furniture polish and cold velvet, Marilyn Manson. DO NOT FUCKING RELATE IT TO TWILIGHT.

6 AM, christmas morning, no shadows no reflections here, lying cheek to cheek in your cold embrace... LOOK UP If I was Your Vampire by Marilyn Manson on youtube. You won't regret it, I swear.

by THE REAL Grungegirl August 9, 2009

Run Your Jib

To brag.

To speak on and on about something one knows nothing about.

Do not run your jib about your basketball talents, no one cares.

by Cosmok4 March 19, 2010

get your swell on

When you go to the gym to grunt and lift heavy weights in order to gain muscle size.

Its typical to grunt when you get your swell on at the gym!

by xxSweetsickness August 4, 2010

wreck your buzz

This is when something interupts your buzz or high. This buzz is normally caused by alcohol or drugs or can be a natural high.

I was having a great time til the cops came and wrecked my buzz.

by AnnieG September 3, 2005

noot your knob

To jerk off

Did you just noot your knob in that bathroom?

by Pacmule December 16, 2016

put your papers in

This is a common expression in a bureaucracy regarding retirement and status change.

The old patrol sergeant said it is a time in life to put your papers in!

by I, Wreckerrr June 28, 2021

Wipe Your Dickhole

The act of employing a square of toilet paper to blot the pesky droplets of pee which sometimes remain at the tip of the penis and may dribble into one's pants or undergarments post- urination.

"Dude, since I started rockin' girlfriend jeans I've been freeballingon the reg and I swear, everytime I piss I get pee stains around my crotch."

"Bro, looks you're gonna have to learn to wipe your dickhole."

by L.O.L. Cool J May 25, 2012