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Polished Turd Syndrome

When a girl is a 6/10 but hangs around with 4/10’s to give herself the illusion of being an 8/10
Bro! Look over there, that girl is so hot!

Nah bro, separate her from her group of friends and you’ll see it’s a classic case of polished turd syndrome.
by Craiganator1992 July 23, 2021
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Turd Jerker

Any truck used to pump out septic tanks and porta john's.
Hey ,check out the new turd Jerker !! It's got shit and flames painted on it now !!!
by Hurley74 February 26, 2021
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Turd Saw

A tool used for chopping up a stubborn, oversized dung that refuses to flush. Coined by Mr D Theakstone circa 2023.
Fuck me, that log is going nowhere. Gonna need to borrow next door’s turd saw”
by Flick-A-Turd May 7, 2023
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turd

is my most used word, it can be used in different ways (obvs it means poo as well)
that show is turd
by brickarmstrong September 18, 2020
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Turd

The better name used by people who don't want to say her actual name because she just dosen't deserve it.
It's Amber Turd from now on.
by marrynikole June 11, 2022
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Hot Battered Turd

A hot battered turd describes a snobby person and/or a very conceited one. Arrogant about their looks so as to appear to be pleasant and welcoming but once you break through a thin veneer they are rotten to the core.
Annabella is such a hot battered turd she thinks no man is attractive enough to equal her so she just fishes for men who have huge incomes and bank accounts.
by fucklerclaus November 2, 2018
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Turd Bucket Challenge

When you fill a bucket with turds and pour it over your head
"I nominated my dad for the Turd Bucket Challenge"
"Oh shit, did he actually do it?"
"Yeah, I helped him out in his sleep"
by Tinkle Stinky June 4, 2025
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