turd bender

When you let one go and it's bending when it's coming out. it's like it doesn't know any better because it's just a turd. -V.O.

That guy in the box at the end of the street is a turd bender.

by V.O. May 27, 2017

Monkey Turd

An exceptionally girthy line of a sortable drug

“Man, don’t give me that small ass line when you just cut yourself a monkey turd!”

“I think my heart might stop if I snort that monkey turd…”

by Pattravers March 02, 2024

biff turd

when you pull out from anal sex then she has a shit.

then stuff the turd in her biff and continue ploughing that shit.

yeah she dirty as they come.... she likes biff turds....

by AJ5900 July 08, 2017

Turd Hog

A person who shits their pants alot and/or takes it in the butt.

Person 1: (farts during the whole class and it's rank)
Person 2: "Man your a turd hog, go wipe your ass"

by Trudaddy November 05, 2011

Re-Turd

A guy that acts like a retard but worse.

Dude, that guy is not a tool he is a Re-Turd!

by dinvergod January 20, 2010

Turd Muffin

A turd that is shaped like a banana nut muffin.

Hey everybody, come and look at my turd muffin that I just pinched off into the toilet.

by Peck R. Wood March 10, 2017

Rogue Turd

Condition where one experiences abdominal pain due to difficulties derived from a hard or immovable turd as the body tries to pass it to the colon.

person1: What's the matter? person2: My stomach hurts and the pain keeps moving. person1: Oh, I see. You've got a rogue turd.

by trampledunderfoot November 30, 2019