Porky dad

when someone is a porky dad it means they are so fucking hot, not only that, their ability to do things is just amazing

did i mention theyre also fucking so hot?

Damm zac is looking like a porky dad

by ProtecAqua July 17, 2019

Your dad

Non-existent

Your dad went to get the milk!!

by H15 April 7, 2022

dog dad bait

Photos or videos featuring a single Dog Mom’s dog that uses the dog to attract single men who want to be dog dads into the life of the single dog mom.

Franny loves to use her dog as dog dad bait in tiktoks and Instagram stories.

by Mr. Patrick Parker August 13, 2021

Dad

Something I don´t have
(Dad)
noun, proper
Daddy

¨My dad said he went to the market but never came back.¨

by no_dad_ grocery_store_lastseen December 13, 2018

dad plat

The act of a father doing a plat/plats for their daughter, having little to no experience in the practice. Similar to a dad joke, they are often of low quality, but cute nonetheless.

Wow, look at that dad plat. The separation must be recent.

by Jayspray October 8, 2019

dad guy

When the main dad of the movie is in some way the real bad guy.

“I was just watching Home Alone and at some point you have to believe that his dad is a Dad Guy”

by SacredGhost October 22, 2017

Dad

That one person that went to the store to get some milk bet never came back with milk.

Dad went to go get milk

by Hithere65 September 24, 2019