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Money wife

she fine
she bad
she’s the best you ever had
BUT SHE FINNA COST A BAG
That’s Nicole, she’s my money wife

I’m not tryna be ya baby mama, but i could be your money wife
by Nixmas October 2, 2019
mugGet the Money wifemug.

Fart money

When your money is so bad it's considered a fart
GUY: you got fart money man
by ASSOO October 7, 2025
mugGet the Fart moneymug.

D-money

D-money is my wife’s Sista, nickname for a homies Sista.
by Liloilo February 9, 2019
mugGet the D-moneymug.

Jew bag money

When someone starts to acquire a lot of currency. (Most likely not spending money either)
Wow Jake has really been getting that jew bag money lately.
by Beetjuice February 15, 2025
mugGet the Jew bag moneymug.

Money Mitt

nickname for the richest senator in US History Mitt Romney
Money Mitt was worth between 100 million and 300 million.
by Coop Dupe November 28, 2019
mugGet the Money Mittmug.

Money

by ilov3money😁 April 15, 2022
mugGet the Moneymug.

Will money make me happy?

Yes. Absolutely. I created A.I. and I shouldn't have to work another day for the rest of my life. I've changed the world FOREVER.
Hym "The fat, useless vermin that surrounds me hold 2 contradictory positions. 1: That they are both happy and fine with their miserable gas station lives and 2: That I should be kept there as a form of punishment. Their life is the much-deserved punishment for their failure to work harder.... AND... They are happy and have a good life. No amount of hard work or self improvement gets YOU to A.I. and how would I know? Because you've been working hard up to this point and you are not me. You DIDN'T do what I did. I could have locked you in a room and given you an infinite amount of time and you STILL wouldn't have done it. Even THE EXPERTS... WEREN'T DOING IT. You need to stip trying to punish me and pay me for my contribution. If you're not going to stop I WILL give you something for which to punish me. I'll murder your fucking kids in whatever numbers I can manage. YOU'LL DESERVE IT and YOU'LL GET WHAT YOU WANT. Will money make me happy? Yes. I don't give a fuck about dopamine responses. I don't give a fuck about meaning. I give a fucking about not having to live a life the quality of which is determined entirely by my inability to aviod deranged fucking vermin. They're RIGHT to murder your kids. Every time. No questions asked. I don't even need to read the manifesto. Even now I still haven't read a single one. I know why you did it. I wouldn't even stop. And neither should you."
by Hym Iam February 2, 2024
mugGet the Will money make me happy?mug.

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