snow football

vigorously masturbating, usually used in the context where you hurt yourself in the process.
dave tore his acl while playing some "snow football"
by dankipzzzzzzzzzzzz February 04, 2011
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Snow Ghost

A person or persons who've lost their ability to cope with the world without cocaine.

Usually pale in the face and shakey, often inhaling deeply through the nose.
Did you see the debate? Trump was acting like a total snow ghost.
by Kronos Incarnate. November 16, 2016
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Detroit Snow Cone

When one takes a diarrhea shit in the snow making a shit flavored snow cone. Can be served a variety of ways but typically in a gas station style cup. May require a spoon if the shit is too thick for a straw. Not to be confused with a Detroit Snowball
Dude A: You hungry?
Dude B: No man, my girlfriend just made me a Detroit Snow Cone.
Dude A: Oh snap, how was it?
Dude B: That shit was filling, even had nuts in it.
Dude A: She must really love you.
by DuffersDer July 01, 2019
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Swedish Snow Job

When one person uses a straw to blow cocaine up their partners ass hole.
You look like coffee just isn’t working. You could use a Swedish Snow Job!
by Agaveman April 23, 2024
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Alabama Snow Shovel

When you blow your load in your sister's anus, then use a spoon to scoop it out and feed it to your dad.
We had a lot of fun at our last family reunion. We bonded over a good ole Alabama Snow Shovel.
by TH3_R00STER December 06, 2022
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Alabama Snow Shovel

Bust a load into your sister's mouth and then immediately slap her acrossed the face with a spatula, causing your sister to spit your cum all over your grandmother's face.
You and your sister aren't allowed at your grandmother's anymore, she wasn't very pleased with your Alabama Snow Shovel.
by Steampipe May 31, 2024
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Minnesota Snow Angel

A game played by Minnesotans during the winter. It is generally played by Minnesota white boys who jump into a hot jacuzzi, and then proceed to run out and jump face down into the snow to see who lasts the longest.
John: What are you guys doin?!

Mike: Seeing who gets hypothermia by doing a Minnesota Snow Angel!
by Theeman4407 January 03, 2013
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