cow's legs up

From Michigan dairy farming. Refers to a dead cow that's buried on its back with its leg protruding out of the ground in order to minimize the size of the hole to be dug. Colloquial use refers to anything that is completely, absolutely dead with no hope whatsoever of it being saved or resurrected.

"Did you see that burning car. That thing is cow's legs up for sure!"

by rural magician May 24, 2021

"helpful" legs-lift

Refers to the playful "pretend assistive" action of raising someone's ankles up off the bed/couch in an apparent effort to aid him in standing back up ("Okay, your feet are up so far; you can lift more of yourself up now!"), but in reality you are effectively **preventing** him from standing up, since he would need to have his legs **lower** than his head and torso in order to be able to sit up and get to his feet. :P

Employing da "helpful" legs-lift is a good way of sarcastically conveying to a huge-a** lazy-bones who has groaningly asked for your assistance in rising dat he is obviously much too big/bulky/heavy for a much-smaller/lighter/weaker person like you to actually lift to his feet, and dat he will therefore need to just clamber back up under his OWN steam.

by QuacksO November 13, 2018

calf leg

A pistol as defined by Walter Friend

When you go out late, don’t forget to bring your calf leg.

by Candice's Mom October 20, 2021

stank leg

Another term for a dirty slutt; so easy half the party sleeps with her before she even thinks about washing that dicked down stank pussy.

Hey we are having a party..
Bring all the stank legs, I'm trying to fuck.

by gloved3 August 24, 2016

Joey long legs

Girls und panzer lover; Minecraft player; core journey player; toaster. He is a true god and ruler of all things anime

Maxresdefault: Joey Long Legs is a retarted kid! Cwiseguy: no u nn 😈

by CWisehomie June 25, 2021

seaweed legs

Meaning 1: When you laugh to much your legs start to wobble and you can’t stand up straight

Meaning 2: You just wobble because you have weak/numb legs

“Your ganna get seaweed legs if you laugh too much”

OR

“Why do you wobble when you laugh?”
“Cause I got seaweed legs”

by anonymous December 2, 2020

Sexy Legs 11

A number that is so sexy ngl.

Her: *walks in*
Jay: “Damn bro that’s some sexy legs 11”

by SunglassesAsses October 6, 2021