I'm calling the police

A term used when someone does something extremely bad, weird, fucked up, degenerative, sexual, horny, frowned upon, or just something that makes your stomach feel like shit, or makes your heart actually fucking stop for a second because you need to catch a breath after seeing what bullshit someone posts or say. This term can also be used on sexual messages, if someone is being weird, people typically reply with "I'm calling the police" "What the fuck", and "FBI OPEN UP!". The phrase / slang "I'm calling the police" is an effective way to tell someone to shut the fuck up, and for them to reconsider their life before saying something again or to tell someone your really fucked up and need psychotic help now. The term is similar to replying the suicide hotline number "1-800-273-TALK (8255)" , to tell someone to call it, and seek mental help (since they probably do tbh).

Guy 1: What were you doing? It's been like 6 hours!.

Guy 2: Jacking off to changed rule 34.

Guy 1: I'm calling the police and the fucking FBI to throw yo horny ass in the slammer.
Guy 1: Bouta fuckin teach this degenerate nigga ass mothafucka some goddamn justice.

by Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin September 20, 2023

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

call in the pigeons

to order cocaine, to call in a bag

now i've had a pint i need to call in the pigeons

by Poohtash July 24, 2019

creature call

making animal sounds with your body parts during sex to make it feel more exotic

The adult actress did a creature call to make her scene more adventurous.

by Coop Dupe June 9, 2018

significant booty call

A step above booty call but a step below significant other.

Are you going to hit up your sbc significant booty call this weekend

by Phantom712 January 4, 2017

sanchez wake up call

When a man jerks off and cums on his own dick then gives her a mushroom stamp to wake her up.

Her boyfriend gave her a Sanchez wake up call.

by Dos Bros May 8, 2017

bugle call

Fellatio that is begun on a sleeping male’s member first thing in the morning, bringing him from asleep and flaccid to awake and erect.

“I woke up Sunday morning, and this girl I picked up from the band camp the night before was already sucking my cock!”

“Dude, she was giving you a Bugle Call!”

by Hank C September 19, 2020