baby brick

Quarter pound of cocaine

The Unforgiveables might arrest you, in some cases, even for possession of a baby brick, or less.

by Sexydimma June 20, 2021

Cheetah Baby

A state of mind that is in between a "whoosh" (a depressive episode where you can only THINK and not act) and a "boing" (an episode of extreme action but no thought whatsoever, characterized by bouncing and running and saying weird things.) A cheetah baby is the worst mix of the two but usually what happens when someone is experiencing both at once.

I'm in a cheetah baby right now, hopefully I will be out of it soon.

by anonymous March 16, 2022

The Baby Sprinkler

When you poke holes in a condom and ejaculate on her forehead while wearing the condom

Last night went great dude. She poked holes in the condom and let me do the baby sprinkler dude.

by CrispyCripple March 25, 2020

cage baby

a baby born into an orphanage kept in a cage

miguel youre a cage baby

by homedog1345 May 4, 2020

Fart Baby

A baby born after a man ejaculates into a womens anus and after the women farts out some of the cum and the cum drips into her vagina

Damn i feel really bad for Liam, his mom just told him he was a fart baby

by Fox Fur January 29, 2021

Baby Sloth

Verb: To fall backwards or off of something with an adorable squeal or cry.

The phrase started with the sloth meme featured in the Buzzfeed article titled: "This Baby Sloth Will Remind You To Never Give Up," originally published on September 9, 2015.

Careful, if you surprise Liz with that puppy. She'll baby sloth right off her chair.

by AJ Khan June 28, 2017

Slender Baby

When an infant, preferably 1-3 years, just stands there from a distance and watches you.

They will be incredibly silent as they watch from the shadows of your hallway and peek through the slit of your barely closed door until you notice them.

My niece scares the crap out me when she just stands behind my door and watches me as I'm on the computer. She stands there in the shadows of my dim hallway quiet as fuck and occasionally slowly opens my door, it only makes it worse that my nephew got into that shit too and they basically reenact the fucking shining. I keep telling both of them to stop being a slender baby.

by Forever Incognito September 5, 2015