A turd with burnt hair

A phrase used to describe a horrifically putrid smell.

Holy shit Jenna, the garbage can smells like a turd with burnt hair on it!

by Weird Owl July 9, 2024

Turd Blossom

Turd Blossom is a made up word from a thirteen year old kid who is best friends with the kid who created beanstab (look it up on the urban dictionary) Turd Blossom is a word used as an insult.

Man 1: Hi Jaemie!
Jaemie: Get out of my way you Turd Blossom

by G3T GH05T3D October 31, 2018

Turd trencher

When you try anal sex with someone who is constipated and you have to trench through the dry turds.

I’m going to have to do some turd trenching to go balls deeps. You can call me turd trencher.

by Chodecaptain July 31, 2018

Turd Whopper

A massive shit, shaped like a Burger King whopper

My boss is a turd whopper

by anonymous April 19, 2025

Green Turd

When Your Black friend is black and takes a shit or diarrhea depending on what they ate.

THEODORE IS THAT A GREEN TURD ON MY FUCKING COUCH!!!

by The Fucking Couch May 11, 2019

Turd Stan

A woman or man who is an obsessive fan of abuser Amber Heard, to the point of absolutely refusing to believe she can do anything bad or wrong. Even though she is a man & woman beater who was arrested for assaulting her ex gf.

This Turd Stan keeps defending
Amber Heard no matter how many times she admits to hitting Johnny Depp.

by JusticeForAbuseVictims June 27, 2023

Turd o'clock

Ussualy, mid afternoon time after lunch when all toilets cubicles are occupied, exactly at the time when you need it for obvious reason

No way to take shit now, It's turd o'clock

by Jsjsisj November 8, 2023