Power Shit

A simple procedure to maximize shit velocity and efficiency.

Steps:
1. Clench (Anus)
2. Tense (Abdominal Muscles)
3. Push (Whilst Tensing and Clenching)
4. Release Force (Continually pushing though the entire process)

Oliver Weeding took the nastiest power shit the other day

by Shit Police February 5, 2020

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Too powerful

I don't. I talk about how he's mental ree-lontarded and how his daddy is a molester and if he's not going to save me he could AT LEAST go back and save his sister.

Hym "But not 'too powerful.' I talk about how he poops the bed. An ass burger. Dumb, unserious kid names. 'I'm gonna call my kid Geryuganshoop cus I like One Punch man.' Fucking asshole man. He sucks! YOU suck! That's what's 'too powerful.' The suction from you retarded fucking assholes. Jesus christ!"

by Hym Iam November 3, 2025

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Luke Powers

Luke is a kinda, sweet hearted man with sharp features. He loves music, playing music, and spending time with his wife and kids. He used to be a teacher, but went to military. He’s a very kind man, don’t waste the time you have with him, because he can be gone as fast as you met him..

I wish Mr. Powers would come back..
Luke Powers?

by Demon Child 95 February 2, 2023

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power cards

Noun. Slang term from the game Egyptian Rat Screw, referring to face cards, which allow you to win portions of the hand and are necessary to the strategy of winning. Someone with power cards is in control or lucky. Conversely, someone without power cards is on their way to losing.

Person 1: Hey, congratulations on your team's win!
Person 2: Yeah I know, we definitely had all the power cards last night.

Person 1: Oh wow, you look like a mess, what happened?
Person 2: I broke up with Becky last night. God, I've just got no more power cards.

by Sigma0 December 2, 2005

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