Clag Nut

little piece of shit that hangs stubbornly from your anal beard.

Des had trouble when a damn clag nut would not leave his anus hair.

by desmondos February 19, 2011

fuck nut

A great thing to yell in crowded public areas.

Fuck nut!!

by Saria June 2, 2003

Princess nut nuts

A term used by Former poltical aide to the British Priminster to described first lady of Britain Carrie Symonds. The term means someone who is so nutty they might as well be a royal of the nutters.

DC: That Carrie Symonds is a real princess nut nuts.
BoJo: You're fired.

by Boris "BoJo" Johnson November 15, 2020

Hug a nut

Just something you can say to someone who pisses you off.

Hey meathead, why don't you hug a nut and shut the fuck up.

by babygoose August 15, 2003

Kiss My Left Nut

something that you say when you want to be provocative (especially if you are a chick) or use as a sarcastic comeback or reply. This expression is similar to kiss my ass and suck my balls

Bob: So Tina, did you like that movie?

Tina: yeah, I though tt was pretty good

Bob: Good? Dude, it completely sucked!

Tina: well you know what jerkface? You can kiss my left nut!

by kohina November 11, 2009

nutty nutty nut nut

Something you say to your friends when you are referring to busting a nut but you want only the very few people who read this definition to understand

Bro I'm boutta nutty nutty nut nut once I head out

by aright imma head out September 23, 2019

sponge nut

The constriction of the nut sack due to too much addaroll or other stimulants in the system.

usually apparent when trying to peace your girl after a latenight addie.

1. "i was smashing for hours but got fuckin sponge nut and couldnt finish the job"

2. "she was playing with it for a while but couldnt get it up all the way.. thanks sponge nut.."

by bleezy baby July 23, 2009