Jesus Fist-Fucking Christ

What comes out of your mouth after viewing an act so unbelievable that only one phrase of awe will do.
Sarah: Hey look! It's a tranny felching a midget!
Michael: Jesus Fist-Fucking Christ!
by thinknic September 17, 2008
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Perhaps the most offensive, non-racial phrase. It can be used as an exclamation when one is under stress. The phrase is synonymous with "Jesus Christ."
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I will send you to Jesus

Stephen He. When your failure is failing so much that not even failure managment will work on him.
I will send you to Jesus
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make baby jesus cry

Def 1: When something "makes baby Jesus cry," it means that that something is considered unpleasant, controversial, and/or evil by a certain person or group of people. Yes, and those people may include fundies, who are so into that Jesus thing.

Def 2: The term can also refer to something one may love and enjoy that another person or group may consider evil and/or unpleasant.

Def 3: Moreover, to "make baby Jesus cry" means to do anything(for pleasure or not for pleasure) that certain people consider unpleasant, controversial, and/or evil.
Examples of things that make baby Jesus cry:

Def 1:

Wars, greed, sex, corruption, and power hungriness make baby Jesus cry.

George W. Bush makes baby Jesus cry.

9/11 really made baby Jesus cry.

AOL makes baby Jesus cry.

Bill Clinton's sex scandal with Monica Lewinsky made baby Jesus cry.

The most recent Star Wars Episode 1 and 2 movies sucked so bad, they made baby Jesus cry.

Def 2:

I really love Emperor, Dimmu Borgir, and alot of Norwegian black metal! Their music is so evily awesome it makes baby Jesus cry!

The sex that I had with that hot buxom girl last night was so passionately raw and wild, it made baby Jesus cry!

Def 3:

Timothy McVeigh really made baby Jesus cry when he bombed the Oklahoma Federal Building.

So did the terrorist hijackers on 9/11.

Tonight I am going to make baby Jesus cry by screwing that man's hot wife.
by Mark H July 21, 2004
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Jesus-Titty-Fucking-Christ

Used - to great effect - by the boss in 'Team America - World Police.'
(Michael Moore enters)

"Jesus-titty-fucking-Christ!!!!"

(Ham flies everywhere)
by Sean Brian Kirby October 04, 2005
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Jesus Tapdancing Christ

A phrase in which i have created to give u the mental image of Jesus Christ Tapdancing!! Funny, No?
And or to use in a state of absolute happyness sadness anger disgust confusion and many other emotions!
Jesus Tapdancing Christ u have some Big eyeballs!
by Jazy (Jabber Jaws) December 28, 2004
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Jesus Table-Making Christ

An exclamation of intense feeling, suitable for both positive or negative circumstances. "Table-Making" is a reference to the popular Christian belief that Jesus was the son of a carpenter, and also a carpenter himself.
"Jesus Table-Making Christ, what's a guy gotta do to give a broad the pickle-tickle in this town!?"
by Drew M. November 28, 2006
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