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iPhilia

Sometimes used to label the feeling (most of the time not by the afflicted, except in extreme cases) of attraction/sexual arousal caused by Apple products.

It is a common side-effect of purchasing an iPhone and is treatable, however there are currently no guaranteed cures, as it is known to lie dormant for many years even after the original symptoms disappear.
" He had a serious case of iPhilia, but I let loose my golf club at his car 'till he agreed that my PC is not 'a steaming pile of crap' " (the use of the word 'iPhilia' by an extreme iPhobic)
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" I told her i'm a PC man and she started crying. She told me she has 'iPhilia', I told her it doesn't matter and we made out on the blanket she glued together out of her old iPad 1s. "
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"Can your iPhone do th- oh wait, you don't have an iPhone! We should fix that!" (a typical iPhile phrase)
by Eamon D January 12, 2012
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IPOA

Instant Piece Of Ass. Can be used to describe someone, male or female, this is very easy.
You know that John is such an IPOA for her, it is ridiculous!!!

You should give Helen a call. She is an IPOA!!!
by shepsta February 16, 2012
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iPhunt

A religious iPhone user who by his attachment to said device is a sycophantic cunt.
"OOOOOOOH... He's talking to some broad on FaceTime. What an iPhunt."
by BigBobMugabe March 1, 2012
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iPhraped

When someone takes your iphone and sends a text message without your consent
My husband iphraped me by sending a rude message to my friend
by fluffynoonynose April 23, 2012
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IPAK

Individuals for the Protection of Australian Kangaroos
The correct answer for the accronym IPAK is Individuals for the Protection of Australian Kangaroos
by baron_the-robot June 21, 2012
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iPodestrian

1. A selfish, self absorbed, iPod wearing pedestrian who insists on walking on a bike path without having any awareness of any other bike path users.

2. A totally self absorbed iPod wearing pedestrian who blithely walks anywhere, including into traffic. A potential organ donor.
...ting....ting....tingting... HEY...FUCK YOU TOO...fucking iPodestrian
by squirtjosie August 11, 2012
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IPMO

It Pisses Me Off
Male 1: Alright man, you cool?

Male 2: Nahh fam, my assignments is vexing me out I swear down

Male 1: Yeah I hear you bruv

Male 2: IPMO cause sirs giving us anova fuckin assignment
by GK1111 November 9, 2012
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