U got snap?

Every douchebags pickup line to every woman they see on the internet.
They don't want your Snapchat to be your friend, they just want you to send them nudes because they're lonely bums who can't get bitches.

Girl: "I'm so thankful to have friends like you guys"
Douchebag: "U got snap?"
Girl: "Eww, no, go away"
Douchebag: "Ur just a hoe"

by Urban_Alien_69 November 12, 2025

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Get the U got snap?mug.

you just got das’ed!

The triumph of being blessed by Mr Dasopatis’ actions, whether it is delaying a deadline or giving the best English resources and materials.

Opposite to “you got roasted”

Mr Dasopatis: I just moved your IOs from next week to next month + I sent you all LitCharts on Cuckoo’s Nest.
Arianna and George: You just got das’ed!

by youjustgotdased November 18, 2022

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Get the you just got das’ed!mug.

fact got

A filter bypass for the homophobic slur "faggot"

Jared is such a fact got.

by lemoncenti December 27, 2023

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Get the fact gotmug.

I got the item on me

A more subtle way to refer to drugs

“Also bro I got the item on me. You know, the goods”

by That smart nigga January 27, 2024

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Get the I got the item on memug.

Got 82'd

Textology, derived from the texting term: Str82VM, which means 'Straight to voicemail'. It's used when you call someone and their phone doesn't ring, rather it goes straight to voicemail.

Dude1: Hey Rod, I was just down at the store and I thought I saw your girl gettin in some dude's car. Looked like she was creepin'!

Dude2: Bitch, stop playin'! Can't play like that!

Dude1: Call her then and see what's up!

Dude2: Bet! (he calls his girl, but phone goes straight to voicemail). Damn! Phone didn't even ring!

Dude1: Daaaaammmmnnn! That chic 82'd ya ass! She creepin!

Dude2: Shit! I got 82'd!

by Liqr1 August 21, 2010

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