Is overly awesome excluding a few minor problems (he can't get away from the chicks even if he wanted to, his large genitals make it hard to walk around unnoticed and his balls hypnotise females) but his foot long sub (dick) counteracts anything bad, making him the perfect ladies man and all round vigina enthusiast.

"Who's that".
"We'll he has a foot long sub in his pants and his making me horny so it must be E.BEAST".

E.BEAST by E.BEAST August 24, 2014

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Breasticles

A breast-like scrota that sports an erect testicle at the tip of the nipple.

Hello susie, your breasticles sure look squishy today!

Breasticles by Zack K May 2, 2003

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breastacious

An adjective used to color certain nouns relating to females; describes the subversive way that women use thier bodies.

Remember who I told you I wasn't going to bother with anymore? Well, she called me about 10 seconds after I'd gotten off the phone with you, like she had some breastacious, mental link with my mind, as if the moment I might vow to divorce myself from her company, she'd somehow pick up on this.

breastacious by Flowjack February 11, 2004

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Breasticles

Either testicles that look like breasts or testicles that look like breasts.

1.Imagine a pair of breasts swinging behind your penis - Breasticles.

2.Maybe you're undoing a girl's (whom youve just brought home for the first shag) bra and find a pair of testicles where her breasts should be - Breasticles.

Can also be used as a derogratory term in the same style as "Jep, you tit!" or "Bollocks!" e.g "Jep, you breasticle!" or "Breasticles!"

"Have you seen the size of crog's breasticles? Man, what a mook!"

"Nathan, you breasticle!!"

Breasticles by Mr Poot July 16, 2008

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