Is overly awesome excluding a few minor problems (he can't get away from the chicks even if he wanted to, his large genitals make it hard to walk around unnoticed and his balls hypnotise females) but his foot long sub (dick) counteracts anything bad, making him the perfect ladies man and all round vigina enthusiast.
"Who's that".
"We'll he has a foot long sub in his pants and his making me horny so it must be E.BEAST".
"We'll he has a foot long sub in his pants and his making me horny so it must be E.BEAST".
by E.BEAST August 24, 2014
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