My girlfriend got all tuned up on wine coolers and bath salts and gave me a zombie blow job. I need some neosporin.
by Cully Mumbles September 30, 2017
Get the zombie blow jobmug. A girl who loves everything with a penis. She always chooses the wrong men with chaods. She loves to gag on your balls so be careful
by Chaod slopper April 4, 2021
Get the Bubble blowing Bettymug. When you blow in a girls ass hole after you have anal and it sounds like your blowing across the opening of a bottle.
by TR127 November 10, 2022
Get the Blowing Jugsmug. I had a cold and a took nasty burrito shit. I blew my nose, and the sudden Shit 'n Blow Nasal Shock almost knocked me off the toilet.
by Everleigh1 November 20, 2016
Get the Shit 'n Blow Nasal Shockmug. a blowout done by a hairstylist. Its normally very bouncy and has lots of volume. inspired by moms. the mom blow.
next time you go to the salon ask your hairstylist for the mom blow.
ex. client: “i want my blowout super bouncy and big”
hairstylist: “mom blow comin right up”
ex. client: “i want my blowout super bouncy and big”
hairstylist: “mom blow comin right up”
by selllllliiiinnnnaa December 8, 2019
Get the mom blowmug. noun
When you perform oral sex (fellatio) on a male and he completely forgets any conversations you had or commitments he made before said blow job.
When you perform oral sex (fellatio) on a male and he completely forgets any conversations you had or commitments he made before said blow job.
This guy I'm seeing asked me if I was free for lunch next week but I never heard another peep about it after performing oral sex on him a few days after he asked me out. He must have blow job amnesia.
by Wordy Witch April 20, 2023
Get the blow job amnesiamug. A type of sex in which involves the male to cum on the female’s face and proceed to dry the sperm with the male’s farts.
by Androidxpert59674 November 10, 2025
Get the Wisconsin Blow Dryermug.