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Priests cry at the sight of an Andre. One of the many forms of the devil. Abit of a dick but a kind dick. If an Andre is ever encountered, DO NOT let them into your life as they will make your life literal hell with jokes that make youquestion wether you yourself will go to hell. Throwing coins at an Andre will distract him as the sight of coins in his wallet enrages him. If you do however let one into your life be sure to keep in their good graces by pointing out stuffed penguins and memes but like a gremlin, DO NOT get an Andre wet after midnight. Keeping an Andre has its advantages as they will be willing to do anything for those he is loyal to.
Oh shit its an Andre! Quick use the coins!
Andre by PrometheusSky November 23, 2021
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A strong male name. Andreas has a large dick. He is also very handsome. And he is always right about everything.

I wish that I had as large dick as Andreas
Andreas is very good looking and handsome
Andreas by Andreas The handsome guy November 23, 2021
Anders is allways part nigerian, this gives him a unlimited n-word pass.
Oh look, its Anders
Anders: sup mah n***a
Anders by Aannddyy November 23, 2021
1. Super sexy guy who is wanted by everybody. Is the nicest guy you will ever meet, has a great sense of humor, is a lot of fun, is extremely talented and loved by everyone. Makes an amazing boyfriend.

2. Name that comes from Hispanic origin. Meaning "brave" or "courageous."
Linda: Do you know Andre?

Hildeguard: Yes, hes perfect.

Linda: I know, right! I wish he was mine.

Hildeguard: Me, too.
Andre by enrico21 November 23, 2021
André is a lovely guy. He can be sometimes a Donkey, but after all you love him. When you are together with him, he looks like a Zombie, but when you are all alone with him, you know something going to happend. They love to be virgins playing games like Fortnite and Fortnite, because they don't know any other game. They always have an annoying brother that just anoy André's. They are not the best in love, but it's true that they have the smallest dick. They can be ugly and beautiful, but most of the times they are half-half. They are Gods in bed, only on sleeping, because in other stuffs they are noobs.
Oh my god, André is such a nice guy!
That's a lie
André by Skylx November 23, 2021
From the latin for large appendage, André is known for their large penis.
Giant french Canadian cock on that fellah André!
André by MaxiMumSixNine November 23, 2021
Andre is a male who is most commonly reffered to as 'Dre'. Andre is usually easy on the eyes. Doesnt Like to fight because there would be no point in winning a battle that shouldnt have happened His Good Looking Attributes Make Andres Stand Out From The Rest. Andre Has a sense of humor that would make most girls fall for him. His Hugs are one of a kind and his kissed are the holy grail of the twentieth century. Hate isnt in his vocabulary and is an immense lover. He is much for romance and he sure knows how to steal a girl from someone. He's a smart man who enjoys messing with alone time but doesn’t like to feel lonely. He Has Strong Intentions For Making Friends And An Amazing Talent For Dance. Whenever he finds a mating partner he will usually mess up somehow but in a simple way he will care for his partner above most things. Andre is a one of a kind person who should not be given up for. You will meet more than one Andres in your lifetime but they are usually remarkable and memorable.
Andre by Dcicon November 23, 2021