two boiled eggs in a handkerchief

A term used to describe the ideal look for a tight ass.

j "Boy does Shakira have a cute ass!"
t "Yeah man its two boiled eggs in a handkerchief alright!"

by invalidrecord June 27, 2009

two shakes of a lamb's tail

Quickly. The phrase is similar to "Before you can (insert action here)"

"I'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail."

by Lezard Valeth September 1, 2003

Two Brothers One Dies

The best damn one act play ever to grace Nevada, or the entire world for that matter. It had everything, satan, sexism, and even Queen!

Sam: Was that slap absolutely necessary

Satan: No, I just wanted to touch you

by dancingdudesean April 12, 2005

More than two genders

There are two binary genders. The two binary genders are female and Male. Then there's sex, your sex is your genitalia. For sex, there's female, male, and other. Other could be intersex or someone that has done some medical transitioning.

Dude 1: ugh I'm sick of people saying they're More than two genders!

Dude 2: maybe if you weren't such a bigoted idiot you'd understand that there are more than two genders!

Dude 1: you're one of them! I can't believe I'm friends with you?

Dude 2: yeah me too! But really there are More than two genders, dude!

Dude 1: oh really? Says who?

Dude 2: *smacks head* scientists, gender therapists, doctors, and people that aren't bigots... Aka people that have a brain and understand something this basic

by AlextheArschloch July 19, 2019

goodie two shoes

A cunt

look at that goodie two shoes

by PAIGE IS A GOODIE TWO SHOES October 26, 2017

Twenty two skidoo

1. when some is very jazz like.

2. when you cant be arsed with the word cool or more descriptions.

3. when you want someone to be confused by your opinion on something.

"that film was... erm twenty two skidoo"

by Vincent Black October 21, 2008

Rule Forty-two

All persons over a mile high should not be in court. It is the oldest rule in the book.

At this moment the King, who had been for some time busily writing in his note-book, cackled out 'Silence!' and read out from his book, 'Rule Forty-two. ALL PERSONS MORE THAN A MILE HIGH TO LEAVE THE COURT.'

Everybody looked at Alice.

'I'M not a mile high,' said Alice.

'You are,' said the King.

'Nearly two miles high,' added the Queen.

'Well, I shan't go, at any rate,' said Alice: 'besides, that's not a regular rule: you invented it just now.'

'It's the oldest rule in the book,' said the King.

by OrangeAipom January 14, 2010