Squirrels penis

Also known as a 'Wet Willy'

It was shocked and impressed when Jenna put her wet finger in my ear and said 'squirrels penis'

by Super Sandy Cheeks February 2, 2022

penis fag

A penis that goes into another person peenhole who is a guy

That guy has a penis fag

by pussy beater 405 April 11, 2019

Lovre penis

when something is very small, the most people are gonna call it "lovre penis"

oh my gosh , you see that dog? LOVRE PENIS

by NicK Guhr March 20, 2020

The benefit of the penis

an advantage or profit gained from penile insertion.
"She was ugly,but not ugly enough to forgo the benefits of my penis"
synonyms: good, sake, welfare, well-being, advantage, comfort, ease, convenience;

She wasn't all that, but after a few drinks I might as well give her the benefit of the penis.

by JamesBrrando September 28, 2013

penis weave

The pubes surround the penis or vaginal area.

Person1: did you hear Larry showed everyone his penis weave in the locker room
Person2: yea they were hella long

by Fetus_yeeter September 27, 2018

Penis Wrinkle

Penis Wrinkle is the loose, wrinkly skin that is present when you are flaccid.

Wyatt: "If you were to decide on the grossest part of the human body, what would that be?"
Dylan: "I don't know, like, the brain seems pretty gross."
Wyatt: "I think it's the Penis Wrinkle. That shit's just vile, disgusting."

by Torling November 19, 2019

Penis Mask

A penis mask is a condom. If is used during intercourse to prevent the wearer from spreading viruses.

You don't want to give anybody that virus! You gotta wear a penis mask! You wear one on your face, wear one on your penis!

by DrewToYou April 28, 2022