house punch

The remnants of all alcohols and liquors left after a house party mixed together.

"We need to finish off all of the nearly empty bottles of alcohol."
"Just put it all in one bottle and make a house punch"

by Doughbaggery August 25, 2020

punch-drunk

What you'd likely become if you partook of da Enchantment Under Da Sea's party-libation after Biff Tannen spiked it with booze.

One popular theory about why George McFly had da courage to **punch** Biff Tannen (besides da fact dat Biff was molesting a girl whom George liked a lot) is dat George had unknowingly imbibed a measure of "liquid courage" from drinking **punch** dat Biff himself had whiskey-spiked, making George a trifle **punch-drunk** and thus partially bolstering his normally-wimpy nature and suppressing his conflict-avoidance inhibitions for a while.

by QuacksO August 13, 2019

punching the goose

When oral sex is being performed on a man and just before ejaculation the one performing the oral squeezes the shaft to prevent any fluid passage and punches the man in the scrotum. It is regularly used as retaliation by a victim of a donkey punch

After I did a donkey punch to my girlfriend, she got me back by punching the goose.

by Mr. Myner June 5, 2018

It's better than a punch in the face.

A term used in a wide range of situations, from a person having to eat a bag of rubbish to something you could put in a speech.

'the definition may not give much context, but it's better than a punch in the face.'

by Bob6372 January 4, 2024

The putang punch

The famously kinky sex method used by Greg Paul in his infamous sextape. The basics of this kink is using your erected penis as a samurai sword on the vagina, and slapping it like it was life or death.

Me and Greta was having great sex, suddenly i decided to give her the putang punch.

by LordEirik69 October 9, 2019

Dick Punch

When a dude takes his dick and swirls it around in the punch bowl at a party. Thus creating a dick flavored punch for all party goers to enjoy.

-Bro I totally just ruined the punch, make sure to stay away from it.
-Dude what did you do?
-I used my dick as a stir stick, and made some dick punch.

by Merry_Dickmas December 12, 2022

tonsil punch

When you use a girls tonsil as a punching bag for your dick

Mandingo took Leshaniqua to his crib and tonsil punched her.

by alskdjflkasjjfllksjdf October 2, 2017