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The Post

The foretold social media (likely a video) post that will show the real beginning of the Apocalypse or WW3, likely a nuclear explosion.

The first post that reaches the internet about the Apocalypse in real time.
Omg I thought this was The Post.”
by Stavka May 4, 2023
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Post-Cock Recidivist History

When a woman who was formerly dating women starts dating men and begins to trash lesbians and lesbianism.
Marley: Jess is dating men now, she says her relationship with Ann was trash although she loved it.

Slim: That's that Post-Cock Recidivist History
by Krimbrulee May 6, 2023
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Post-neonatal drip

Breast-s-s serve two fractal biological functions: 1. To entice others to grope, grab, fondle, squeeze, and suck them; 2. To get groped, grabbed, fondled, squeezed, and sucked. In the interest of species survival, after childbirth, the breast-s-s start leaking randomly, which incapacitates the male's junk like Hillary pantsuits, while signaling to the newborn that it's snacky time.
Male #1: Yo, G, you b raw-doggin' that thang lately?

Male #2: Naw, B, she got datt post-neonatal drip goin' on. Shit is dank!
by Bong Juice May 15, 2023
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post on ig reels

Usually used to lure kids on to Ig reels (Instagram reels) to post the video on ig reels. When this happens it usually gets to adults and the adults start to say thing like “go get a job lil nigga,” or “i’ll rape your butt lil nigga.”
Kid: posts a video on any other platform.
Adult: post on ig reels trust.
by Issacalmluhfit November 20, 2023
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post this on ig reels

This means that what you post was so idiotic that you have to be clowned on instagram reels. On instagram reels people make harder jokes about you and its somewhat amusing.
Post this on ig reels 😭”
by Jellywasmadeinalab November 20, 2023
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Post-MLG

An editing technique used during the late 2010’s and from the early 2020’s after the death of the MLG era of the internet.

Post-MLG is characterised by short, clippy segments like the original MLG format, however, Post-MLG is found inside longer videos, usually essays or reviews.
Guy 1: Hey, have you seen the new joeseppi, pyrocynicalndumbsville video?

Guy 2: hu? What type of content do they make?

Guy 1: Post-MLG

Guy 2: oh ok
by Gronk: part ii November 21, 2023
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Post

Happy Thanksgiving!!
Never would I have imagined…
A love like this…
Being with you…
Is my sole wish!!!!
Okay… and a kiss 😘

The thought makes me smile…
Everything about you …
Is what I love!!!
Until the day
I am sitting next you on this holiday…
Telling you I love YOU
In every way …
My words on here will have to do…
At least for today…
I am thankful for this love with you!!!
UD… I am thankful for you too
Although you know what you could do:)
Publish my posts ❤️❤️❤️
by U loving me; only in my dreams November 22, 2023
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