Hemispheric Man Lady

Someone who has a polarizing arsehole.

Person: Oh wow, that's a hemispheric man lady!

by Polarizing_arsehole August 19, 2017

handling the old lady

Another term for “fingering the ol’ foxhole”; female masturbation.

Martha found herself late for the bus because she was handling the old lady.

by Hswan33 May 6, 2018

Fartado's Lady

This is the pinnacle of deceit. It is the lowest possible classification found under the umbrella of the category "Sancho". This is a homewrecking act done by a female. In which, a female participates in any sexual act that involves ejaculation with a male that is taken or in a relationship with a distinct female classification. The key part here is, the male that is chosen to complete this grungeful act with HAS to be taken by a female significant other that is either a hooker, prostitute, escort, or any other classification of female that exchanges sexual acts with a predetermined agreement to receive a monetary settlement for this act. This is the crucial part in order to classify as a Fartado's Lady. It is the most vile and vengeful cheating act known to man. Generally this act is done by a female who is cheating to hurt someone (ex boyfriend, bf, etc). Condoms/protection are strictly forbidden, otherwise that defeats the purpose. And yes, escorts do have significant others.

Oh, No Way! That Mexican girl with the fake rrrrumpa clearly is not afraid to admit she had sex with Jaimas boyfriend! She just took down Jaima's whole client list in one swoop! She went for the dagger! Got someone with the 'ol: Fartado's Lady. Someone must have really pissed her off.

by Da Wordsmiff May 31, 2018

crazy pencil lady

1. a gal who has a lot of dead pencils in her backpack
2. cherlene

she is one crazy pencil lady

by compositionbook333 September 5, 2018

fish stick finger lady

A lady who’s fingers smell like fish sticks because she’s a lesbian who plays to much

Oo joses girl is a fish stick finger lady

by Fish stick finger lady October 14, 2018

arbor mist lady

A lady who drinks wine from a red solo cup

Anna didn’t have wine with her fancy birthday dinner because she’s an Arbor Mist lady.

by Shaele52 June 13, 2019

Raining cat and lady

A abnormal rain that happens in Kepong but not in Desa Parkcity.

It's raining cat and lady again!

by terencemag August 28, 2019