1. A mild inconvenience for the average human being, a bro headache is a major pain in the ass for for a young, well-off male. Bro headaches include filing TPS reports and other mundane bullshit, providing any sort of authorized/signed documentation for any reason at all, rescheduling any event, giving any sort of presentation at work, going to work dinners, going on dates with a long time girlfriend, or just anything that doesn't involve maximum drinking or relaxation. In many cases, bro headaches will go on ignored until someone else goes out of their way to fix it for you. If a bro accumulates too many bro headaches at once, this can lead to a bro funk.
2. An actual headache, as in a pain in your head, induced by drinking, smoking, and heavy cocaine use. These generally occur on Sundays and Mondays. They can be alleviated by a glass of scotch or pounding several after-work beers. Benders also temporarily delay this type of bro headache.
2. An actual headache, as in a pain in your head, induced by drinking, smoking, and heavy cocaine use. These generally occur on Sundays and Mondays. They can be alleviated by a glass of scotch or pounding several after-work beers. Benders also temporarily delay this type of bro headache.
Bro, I got hammered and was doing a bunch of lines last night and now my boss wants me to give a presentation this afternoon on the work I should have been doing over the weekend. It's chill, cause I'm a serious bro, but it's a major bro headache in any case. On top of that I have a bro headache from the partying I was doing.
by SenorCantos September 24, 2012
Get the Bro Headache mug.A teenage girl who flirts with any guy she sees, but is not looking for a relationship. Bro-Hoes tend to hang out with most guys because they give her more attention and respect than most girls.
(Bro-Hoe 1) A hot girl who flirts with you, but is seen often flirting with other guys.
(Bro-Hoe 2) A hot girl who does not have a boyfriend to keep the attention of other guys.
(Bro-Hoe 3) A hot girl who spends most of her time on facebook instead of textbooks so she can post (PhotoShop'd) pictures of herself for guys to see.
(Bro-Hoe 2) A hot girl who does not have a boyfriend to keep the attention of other guys.
(Bro-Hoe 3) A hot girl who spends most of her time on facebook instead of textbooks so she can post (PhotoShop'd) pictures of herself for guys to see.
by flickerz394 October 28, 2012
Get the Bro-Hoe mug.1. Two guys is a bro-mance, three makes a bro-mangle.
2. Hunny, I'm going to have a bro-mangle tonight with Jim and Bob. We're going camping in the woods.
2. Hunny, I'm going to have a bro-mangle tonight with Jim and Bob. We're going camping in the woods.
by jeffrey5fingerz July 31, 2013
Get the Bro-mangle mug.The sudden lack of anxiety or fear a "Bro" gets when his buddy is already doing some thing unmanly and he wants to join. Usually associated with something women or actually gay men would normally do.
That dude was singin "Sweet Dreams" and the girls were lovin it. His boys got "Bro Brave" and joined him.
by FatTony54 August 25, 2013
Get the Bro Brave mug.1. (Verb) When a classic 'Bro' archetype clips you in a bar/party setting and keeps on walking. Similar to the way checking is used in hockey.
2. (Verb) A hard shoulder check used to tell strangers that you're an alpha-male.
2. (Verb) A hard shoulder check used to tell strangers that you're an alpha-male.
e.g.; "Hey Betty, did you see that? The huge meat-heat over at the end of the bar bro-checked Thomas as he was walking by. What a douche, Thomas spilled his beer all over himself and the guy didn't even turn around to say sorry. Well, at least that guy looked good doing it in his rhinestone bedazeled dragon themed Affliction extra-medium T-shirt."
by ChrisBru September 27, 2013
Get the bro-checked mug.The equivalent of a lax bro in Midwestern states, where lax bros are hard to find. A hoop bro is a guy who plays basketball and fully embraces the culture. Usually kids from wealthier neighborhoods and cities. Usually from the suburbs. Commonly found places like Indiana, the capitol of basketball, many also spend their time outside playing basketball, partying, or eating out at places like Chipotle. Many hoop bros populate the South Bend/Bloomington/Indianapolis areas of Indiana. They spend a lot of time in the gym shooting free throws or just listening to some Lupe Fiasco. Hoop bros will often get together for a quick game of 21, which usually includes the following: Gatorade, sweat, babes, rap music, basketball shorts, shirts of their high school basketball team, Jordan flip flops, and in most cases, Indiana University clothing. Many hoop bros play other high school/college sports.
Although they do not get as much poonani as a lax bro, they are the coolest guys in their school, or if it is a small town, the actual town. Famous examples of hoop bros in the NBA include: Gordon Hayward (Butler) John Wall (Kentucky) Kyle Singler (Duke) Nolan Smith (Duke) Greivis Vasquez (Maryland) Larry Bird (Indiana State) and the list keeps growing every year.
Also, there is a HUGE difference between wealthy, white hoop bros and hoop bros from rough neighborhoods. This was written in a suburbian hoop bro's point of view.
Although they do not get as much poonani as a lax bro, they are the coolest guys in their school, or if it is a small town, the actual town. Famous examples of hoop bros in the NBA include: Gordon Hayward (Butler) John Wall (Kentucky) Kyle Singler (Duke) Nolan Smith (Duke) Greivis Vasquez (Maryland) Larry Bird (Indiana State) and the list keeps growing every year.
Also, there is a HUGE difference between wealthy, white hoop bros and hoop bros from rough neighborhoods. This was written in a suburbian hoop bro's point of view.
Hoop bro #1: Hey man, do you want to go shoot around at the courts up at Notre Dame?
Hoop bro #2: Nah man, I don't think the outdoor courts are gonna be good tonight.
Hoop bro #1: You're right. Let's wait until Sunday night. That's when the real hoopers come out.
Hoop bro #2: We should grab a bite to eat. Chipotle sound good?
Hoop bro #1: Hell yes bro. I'm feening for some carnitas.
Hoop bro #2: Nah man, I don't think the outdoor courts are gonna be good tonight.
Hoop bro #1: You're right. Let's wait until Sunday night. That's when the real hoopers come out.
Hoop bro #2: We should grab a bite to eat. Chipotle sound good?
Hoop bro #1: Hell yes bro. I'm feening for some carnitas.
by SBclayhoops32 March 8, 2012
Get the Hoop Bro mug.The required space between two males when they are forced to sit next to each other; the most frequent required space is that of an empty chair or couch space on either side of the first bro.
Dan went to sit next to Bill at the movies, but Bill immediately recognized the need for Bro Space since there were two empty seats to his right and left.
by Boombotty March 16, 2012
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