Turdbiscuit

An annoying sibling.

Elijah my brother is a turdbiscuit.

by Thekingsmells December 29, 2019

Turd lock

A turd or piece of turd caught in a lock of hair typically an animal.

Aw shit the cat has another turd lock

by Mushishi February 23, 2020

Turd

The word turd can be used as a two things

It basically means poop lol

You sweaty turd!
Don’t be a turd

Or
I just took a turd

by Roseachild:/ April 25, 2020

turd sandwich

Implementing Agile as a project management tool. Specifically, the difficult and doubtful successful outcome to implementing an overly ambitious and unnecessarily complicated management plan.

The attempt to boostrap Agile in the middle of development is a real turd sandwich.

by Nope nope nope. May 5, 2020

Turbulence

An air pocket, also known as a quiff caused by a rapid force relocating your body through a jump in the air pressure of a plane, making lots of air escape.

I was getting thrown around on a plane to Vegas, and my wife hit turbulence.

by sskkrrtt May 12, 2020

Turd

A piece of shit that comes out of the ass.

Look at the size of that turd!

by Rebel2012 July 1, 2020

TURD

Jacob Head is a TURD.
1. HAS SMALL PEENE
2. THICK ASS
3. HAS LARGE FORHEAD

Turd has a small peene

by UR BIG FAT MOM August 9, 2020